fueling

Dissolving adderall in everclear in attempt to have your body absorb it faster

I used to snort adderall, now it's all about fueling

by Twiztdsmurf December 29, 2017

Furteling

The extra pungent farts you produce when you’re turtleing. Your butt gas has to tiptoe past your turd, picking up extra aroma along the way. Particularly strong when you have tobacco stained underwear

I was playing a game of crop dusting today which was particularly good as I was furteling at the time

by Superchefender October 11, 2018

Fendering

When you stick your weiner into a girls glizzyhole so hard that she cums within 5 seconds her gspot no longer exists

Fendering “Chloe Got Fendered by Tom at the party last night i heard the bed rocking from down the street”

by A Man Who Likes Crackers September 30, 2020

follicular fondling

The act of getting your played with whether by a professional, loved one or friend.

Another, more intimate, word for hair action

I'm going to the hairdresser's for some follicular fondling.

by TheHairGoddess October 4, 2010

iPad Fondling

When someone repeatedly opens and closes their ipads smart cover, so you hear a constant close and locking sound.

Person 1: Did you hear Jane iPad fondling at the party last night?

Person 2: Yeah it was so annoying!

by IPad Fondler September 11, 2011

seed funding

The money required for upkeep of any sproglets resulting from spreading your seed.

Andrew was forced to take yet another job for seed funding of his former friend's new twins.

by Love6figuregridreferences December 7, 2019

Crowd funding

Shut up about the crowd funding he's telling people to cut him a check and he has a million times more money than I do... And not ME Hym but him him.

Hym "OH JEEZ! YEP! THE CROWD FUNDING! THAT'S THE FUCKING PROBLEM ISN'T IT!? I'M NOT CROWD FUNDING!"

by Hym Iam April 3, 2023