An abnormally large lesbian who has an unusual fascination with contact sports such as rugby and hockey. Will typically be at least 7 feet tall and have the hairstyle of a faux hawk. This lesbian tends to prefer smaller lipstick lesbians to prey on during drunken nights at the bar.
Gay Friend: “Anna, stay away from Lynn! She’s a fe fi fo fum!!”
“I smell the blood of a lipstick lesbian!” – fe fi fo fum
“I smell the blood of a lipstick lesbian!” – fe fi fo fum
by Gaysians April 3, 2009

A grotesque-looking female who is obese and/or large in overall size. Just by looking at her, one draws similarities between her size and that of the giant from the "Jack and the Beanstalk" fairy tale. Visualizing her as the evil giant could also take place during this brief moment.
"Whoa! A Fee-Fi-Fo-Fum Bitch is amongst the group of girls over there. I wonder if she ate any of the others."
by Donald_Squat October 11, 2009

by Bdbvocab2 February 19, 2024

When someone is fucked up on day 3 of the fest but still somehow makes it to main stage for the headliner
by Hayyyyyyyy September 7, 2020

by Chazz4 June 11, 2024

The feeling when you coincidentally notice some human semen resting on a surface and you feel a sense of familiarity, like you have seen this before, like it is somehow familiar; a long lost brother maybe, the remnants of a past jorking.
"I was walking to work today and I was waiting to cross the street when I looked down and saw some fum on the cross button. I couldn't tell why I felt like it was fum, but I knew in that moment that we were somehow connected"
by Schrodinger's cock pasta February 25, 2025
