Fudge Gondola

When you are having anal sex with someone you know has explosive diarrhea and you pull out your poopy dick to butter the taint and then blindly thrust between the woman’s legs and say “There's no earthly way of knowing , Which direction we are going

There's no knowing where we're rowing

Or which way the river's flowing”

Before Willy Wonka would agree to release Augustus from the chocolate tube he demanded that misses Gloop take a ride on his fudge gondola.

by Takearide90 July 8, 2019

fudge-sickle

A curse word that grasps the essence of the riskay "f" sound, while keeping the sharp outcry of the "sickle". While many believe that this is just a substitute for the f word, they are wrong. The f word is a substitute for this word, the golden profanity of all curses and swears ever.

"Ah, fudge-sickles!", she cried, as her fingers were chopped off.

"That is so fudge-sickling stupid!"

by Katalinacat May 2, 2015

fudge nuggets

when u get annoyed and you wanna just scream out a rude word but ur in class (how annoying)

OHH FUDGE NUGGETS! my pen exploded!!

by rubzsmells December 5, 2009

Fudge It

To finish something as if you know what you're doing. Like Bullshitting something.

Dude1: I have no idea what this essay is on!
Dude2: Just fudge it man.

by Lenamus Prime December 3, 2007

fudge duck

The filling in or replacing of swear words with nonsensical phrases

That's a lot of fudge ducking pizza you got there

by MM.Haybails October 6, 2015

Fudge Tunnel Steamboat Captain

One of the male homosexual persuasion, who is also a "top."

Hey Corey, check out that group of fudge tunnel steamboat captains going into Claire's.

by Ghetto Neematoad July 16, 2008

Double Fudge

While two hoes are bent over in front of a guy, he alternates fucking both of them in the ass. The act ends in oral when he blows his double fudged load in their mouths.

My girlfriend and her sister couldn't get enough of my double fudge last night.

by NappyTown24 February 27, 2010