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Used in Britain as a sigh of frustration whenever something bad happens. Usually mumbled under the breath.
Boss: We’ve decided to increase your shift from 8 hours to 9 hours
Brian: *sigh* fuck me
Fuck me by britishpoo September 13, 2021
Its either they are asking you to fuck them or they want to kill themselves for some reason.
1. “Okay just fuck me.”

2. FUCK ME! I’m so dumb!
Fuck me by sodiesoda November 23, 2021
Fuck me means fuck me in the ass till that big black cock nuts in me daddy
PLS DADDYY PLS FUCK ME IM ON MY KNEES PLS STICK IT IN PLS CUM IN ME YOU ARE THE BEST BIG BROTHER I COULD EVER ASK FOR
Fuck me by Obito.fx December 10, 2021
What girls say when they have sexual business with “dicks”
Girl: Ah~ Fuck me~
Girl 2: Push it in~ Deeper~ Ah~
Girl 3: Shove that dick in me and fuck me daddy~
Girl: fuck me fuck me make me cum~
Girl 2: fuck me till I die daddy~
Girl 3: faster faster faster harder harder harder daddy make me cum make me cum~
All: suck u-
All: *erupts in white cream*
Boy: *wakes up*
How Gordon Ramsay says 'fuck you'
Ramsay: Where's the Wellington?
Chef: 3 minutes.
Ramsay: Ahhh...fuck me.
fuck me by Cityplace2711 July 24, 2022