Anal Fruit Salad 

An anal fruit salad is an asshole that is covered and surrounded my many different entities, such as dingle berries, herpes, warts, scabs, or used toilet paper. A person will spread the ass cheeks open and try to bite off as many of these items, spitting them into a fruit bowl. The anal fruit salad can then be served at parties, family reunions, and bar mitzvahs. Goes best with crackers.

The anal fruit salad you served tonight was very delicious! The herpes/turd combination tasted just like a yak's taint.

Anal Fruit Salad by SpicConQueso March 25, 2011

Asian fruit salad 

A sex act where you cut up fruit and insert it into a vagina then proceed to eat it out of the vagina, its Asian because your eating pussy

Did you hear that they fucked last night

Yeah he said he gave her an Asian fruit salad

Asian fruit salad by Fetishguru January 18, 2017

California Fruit Salad 

poop, piss, and cum into someones mouth and have them eat it.

My uncle Ronnie gave me the California fruit salad after I told him i didn’t like anime at thanksgiving dinner

California Fruit Salad by 2RYDIZZLE December 2, 2017

Angry Fruit Salad 

This term was coined when color terminals/monitors (especially on PCs running MS-DOS) were becoming more pervasive. Common systems allowed for a fixed palette of 16 colors with a very high saturation. When software started to use the colors (and ANSI.SYS became a thing) the common focus was to give all different elements a different color. (This notion is maintaned today by Emacs' font-lock-mode and other syntax highlighting variants.) The result was a wild mix of red, green yellow, white, black and blue - almost like in a fruit salad - that might easily hurt your eyes .

While the very first versions of Windows sufferd the same issues with the palette , GUIs in general don't expose the same problem and don't put too many high-contrast-colors all over the screen.

"Wow! This Midnight Commander theme is some piece of angry fruit salad."

"Let's avoid angry-fruit-salad-syndrome and use the solarized syntax highlighting theme."

Angry Fruit Salad by Bitnacht February 6, 2020

eating fruit salad 

popping your cherry; losing your virginity

friend 1: brad and i were eating fruit salad last night

friend 2: omg you lost your virginity?!

eating fruit salad by price chopper January 23, 2014

Tossed Fruit Salad 

The sexual act in which one preforms tossing salad on a femboy ,sissyboy, ladyboy or crossdresser

that femboy wanted a tossed fruit salad lol!

Tossed Fruit Salad by bunnychanX3 December 12, 2012

angry fruit salad 

a gui that has too damn many bright colours

bill: bah look at that gui it looks like angry fruit salad
pill: ya its 2 colorful

angry fruit salad by unusu-al September 12, 2003