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San FranTASTIC

1. when something fantastic happens in San Francisco;

2. what people experience when they visit San Francisco for the first or tenth time;

3. an intense feeling of exuberance, excitement, arousal, delight, thrill, seduction, passion, energy, success,
1. The 2011 MLB Champs the San Francisco GIANTS are San FranTASTIC!

2. I just visited the San Francisco/ Oakland Bay Area and it was San FranTASTIC!

3. Another San FranTASTIC day in the Bay.
by Smokey D of HWY June 22, 2011
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michael franti

My hero. Michael Franti is the creater of Michael Franti and Spearhead, a group that blends reggae, rap, rock, folk, funk, and jazz into a spastic beauty. The music is highly politically charged. After hearing one song you want to go blow up an institution. Here is a section of the lyrics to Oh My God, a great song:

(chorus)
Oh my, oh my God
out here mama they got us livin’ suicide
singin’ oh my, oh my God
out here mama they got us livin’ genocide

Slam bam I come unseen
but like gasoline you tell I’m in the tank
like money in the bank
I smell appealing, but I’m toxic, can send you reeling
without an inklin’, keep ya thinkin’
‘cause you gave cash to the feds, left your school district for dead
fucked you up in the head, but still they sayin’ nothin’s wrong
still believing the systems workin’
while half of my people are still out of workin’
anonymous notesleft in the pockets and coats
of judges and juries from ‘Frisco and Jersey
threats and protests politicians mob debts
trumped up charges and phony arrests
stage a lethal injection, the night before the election
‘cause he got donations from the prison guard’s union
(chorus)

Listen to my stethoscope on a rope
internal lullabies, human cries
thumps and silence, the language and violence
algorithmic, cataclysmic, seismic, biorhythmic
you can make a life longer, but you can’t save it
you can make a clone and then you try to enslave it?
stealin’ DNA samples from the unborn
and then you comin’ after us
‘cause we sampled a James Brown horn?
scientists who’s God is progress
a four-headed sheep is their latest project
the CIA runin’ like that Jones from Indiana
but they still won’t talk about that Jones in Guyana
this ain’t no cartoon, no one slips on bananas
do you really think that that car killed Diana
hell I shot Ronald Regan, I shot JFK

I slept with Marilyn she sung me “Happy Birthday
singin’
(chorus)

Well politicians got lipstick on the collar
the whole media started to holler
but I don’t give a fuck who they screwin’ in private
I wanna know who they screwin’ in public
robbin’, cheatin’, stealin’
white collar criminal
McDonald eatin, you deserve a beatin’
send you home a weepin’, with a fat bill for your Caribbean weekend
for just about anything they can bust us
false advertising sayin’ “Halls of Justice”
you tellin’ the youth don’t be so violent
then you drop bombs on every single continent
mandatory minimum sentencin’
‘cause he got caught with a pocket full of medicine
do that again another ten up in the pen
I feel so mad I wanna bomb an institution
singin’
(chorus)

He also starred in a documentary titled I Know I'm Not Alone, something that everyone should view.
"Yo fuckhead pass me my nine so i can shoot someone"
"Nah, listen to this Michael Franti album instead"
"PEACE!"
by floralleath February 22, 2008
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Ned flint

A ginger child who spends thousands of pounds on fifa every year causing his parents bankruptcy and farts when he packs messi : Best freind Dylan Davies Jones but Ned steals all his birds with his huge Chubby
Ned flint packed messi on YouTube in 2016 and sharted
by Shovelboy123 October 29, 2020
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fuzzy fred flintstone

When you are going down on a woman who hasn't had sex for a while. As a result, her v jay jay is filled with cobwebs, giving a fuzzy appearance. This fuzziness can cause your dick to be tickled often causing you to yell out "yabba-dabba-doo" like Fred Flintstone. First referenced in an obscure European film from the 1970's.
Tim- "Dude, how was that fuzzy fred flintstone last night?"

Bobby- "It felt like I was fucking a wookie."
by pirate c dog May 7, 2010
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flintstoning it

To use your feet to move your car when in neutral.
I was too drunk to drive my car so I ended up sticking my feet out of the door and flintstoning it home. You can't get a DUI if the keys aren't in the ignition.
by ketochlor November 6, 2007
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Faint

When something’s so shocking you faint.

Accompanied by a lean back to imply you are falling.

See wig
Trevor: did you hear max is actually 40

Mike: Omg that’s crazy ‘faint’

*leans back*
by Idekwydttm March 12, 2019
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Connor Franta

A GAY American Youtuber originating from Minnesota. He is gorgeous and we all wish we could marry him.
Too bad Connor Franta is gay, aye?
by thisbetternotbeinuse December 19, 2014
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