Refers to a moment in which you hear or read something incorrectly, thus interpreting it as a dirty or sexual statement.
My brother in law had just finished from a long night of driving and arrived at my mom's house when we were watching the news. Recently, a small child had drowned in his family pool, so the news was doing a lot of stories on pool safety - showing children running around pools and playing under the watchful eyes of their parents. Mike glanced at the screen, took a moment, and started laughing. Wondering why he was laughing at a story of drowning children, we asked what was so funny. The title of the story was "Pool Dangers" and yet my fatigued bro-in-law was wondering why images of children would accompany the words "Pole Dancers" that he mistakenly read. This is a Freudian Grab.
by Jezthesiren August 07, 2008
Opening a computer program you briefly thought about but were not intending on opening in the first place.
Steve: I wanted to open Firefox, but I was thinking of that essay I wrote and accidently opened Word instead.
Bill: Wow, Freudian click man
Bill: Wow, Freudian click man
by Bananananananakroyd May 11, 2011
by JB May 19, 2004
by freutenstach May 04, 2018
A Freudian slip made by inadvertently texting someone what you unconsciously meant, and then saying it was autocorrected text (even when it's super implausible that it autocorrected to that).
/SMS dialogue/
gf: I feel rough af, think i'm getting sick
bf: Take some penis, it'll make you feel better
bf: Echinacea*. Damn Freudian autocorrect.
gf: ahaha. there is no way it autocorrected to that
bf: it Freudian autocorrected
gf: I feel rough af, think i'm getting sick
bf: Take some penis, it'll make you feel better
bf: Echinacea*. Damn Freudian autocorrect.
gf: ahaha. there is no way it autocorrected to that
bf: it Freudian autocorrected
by secretuser420 December 05, 2022
A freudian dickslip is when you jizz on or in the wrong place after accidentally slipping out of a person or object during peak orgasm.
Zack, you're a freudian dickslip.
My girlfriend and I are trying to conceive a baby but everytime I am about to come, I have a freudian dickslip and it gets all over the floor.
I just freudian dickslipped all over the ceiling.
My girlfriend and I are trying to conceive a baby but everytime I am about to come, I have a freudian dickslip and it gets all over the floor.
I just freudian dickslipped all over the ceiling.
by pancifer April 25, 2018
Greg totally came before I did last night and I totally did a Freudian Dick...Just punched him right in the dick. Didn't even mean to...Just happend!
by Saroochi July 27, 2017