Tooting your French horn

The act of preforming oral sex on yourself by pulling both of your legs over your head. Contorting your body into the shape of a French horn with your feet being the mouthpiece and your head being the bell of the horn.

"Did you hear about Jeff trying to "Tooting your French horn?!"
"Yeah, I always knew he was lonely, but damn..."

by x405xarmsdealer May 30, 2013

French Horn of Africa

frenCH ˈhôrn of æf rɪ.kə
noun.
The act of fellatio on a man (classically of African origin or descent) while simultaneously inserting one's hand into their anus in analogous fashion to the manner in which the musical instrument is played.

Lattrell had a very severe erection when he gave Demarcus a french Horn of Africa

by FrenchStewartHorn September 11, 2023

French horn

When three or more women sit on each others face at the same time and make the sweet sound of their people by blowing into each other’s vagina at the same time. ♻️

Helen, Kathy, and I French horned last night.

by Pixie Crotch April 19, 2023

French Horn Player

A type of person who is really fucking annoying, and, should they be found trapped in a hole, they should be left there.

"Boy, that jackass is a real French horn player."

by Psyduckery May 26, 2023

French horn

Its like French kissing but to someones butt hole

Middle school band teacher taught me to french horn.

by Mexican cholo50 October 1, 2019

French horn

When you put your whole hand in a girls ass and then blow in her coochie like a French horn

“Hey grant wanna French horn?”

“Nah no thanks draven”

by UrMomElGay February 23, 2020

porcelain French horn

The shitter , the shit pot , the dunny, the chodbin, the shunky, the cludgy, the bog.

Excuse me for a brief few moments Delilah ,

One requires to repair to the Porcelain French Horn to offload a hefty quantity of arse bars

by Napoleon BonerPart February 24, 2023