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freestyle loafing

A sport in which the only goal is to sit around in the most comfortable position possible. This sport is well complemented by smoking weed.
"What are you going to do after work?"

"I'm gonna go home and do some freestyle loafing. It's gonna be tight."
by Danny Delinquent March 3, 2004
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freestyle driving

Art of operating your vehicle that requires mental dexterity, thinking outside the box and an indifference toward the law.

Includes, but is not limited to:
*right-to-go-left U-turns (instead of waiting to go left at a long light)
*driving through parking lots
*rolling stop signs
*using the shoulder and service alleys as additional lanes

For showing off, personal entertainment and especially getting to work on time.
-"How'd you get here so fast? Traffic's backed up for a mile on Texas St."
-"Why, freestyle driving, of course. We cut off on Anderson, turned onto Village on two wheels, rolled the stop sign onto Hollemon, took the alleys behind the Marble Slab and Hastings and came through the Target parking lot. I know an even faster way to get back."
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Freestyle King

This one nice man that goes by the name of Juice FUCKING Wrld
Son : Dad who is the Freestyle King

Dad: Well son lemme tell you about this young king named Juice Wrld ...
by Loopise999 December 8, 2020
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freestyle snoozing

the act of relying on yourself to wake up after you turn off your alarm, and not using the snooze button, usually resulting in falling back to sleep. most of the time accidental
Hey man why are you late for work today?

I'm totally sorry, I was freestyle snoozing.
by Easy76 April 21, 2010
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Backseat Freestyle

Throwing her that dope game while in the backseat of your car.
Susie came over but my parents were home so I parked the car somewhere and gave her that backseat freestyle.
by beatsbydreallday March 26, 2013
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Nose Freestyle

The act of drunk freestyling using a mobile phone video in close proximity to the nose, thus making the nose appear enormous and over-bearing in the freestyle.
Oi blood, did you see Bad Man P's Nose Freestyle from last friday? .....Ill bluetooth it to you den blood!
by DatBadMan P August 13, 2009
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Amish freestyle

The act of continuing sex after male ejaculation, the created substance is similar to churned butter.
"Hey bro. Last night I totally gave my girl the amish freestyle."
by Amishfreestylecreator October 14, 2021
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