A sport in which the only goal is to sit around in the most comfortable position possible. This sport is well complemented by smoking weed.
"What are you going to do after work?"
"I'm gonna go home and do some freestyle loafing. It's gonna be tight."
"I'm gonna go home and do some freestyle loafing. It's gonna be tight."
by Danny Delinquent March 3, 2004
Get the freestyle loafingmug. Art of operating your vehicle that requires mental dexterity, thinking outside the box and an indifference toward the law.
Includes, but is not limited to:
*right-to-go-left U-turns (instead of waiting to go left at a long light)
*driving through parking lots
*rolling stop signs
*using the shoulder and service alleys as additional lanes
For showing off, personal entertainment and especially getting to work on time.
Includes, but is not limited to:
*right-to-go-left U-turns (instead of waiting to go left at a long light)
*driving through parking lots
*rolling stop signs
*using the shoulder and service alleys as additional lanes
For showing off, personal entertainment and especially getting to work on time.
-"How'd you get here so fast? Traffic's backed up for a mile on Texas St."
-"Why, freestyle driving, of course. We cut off on Anderson, turned onto Village on two wheels, rolled the stop sign onto Hollemon, took the alleys behind the Marble Slab and Hastings and came through the Target parking lot. I know an even faster way to get back."
-"Why, freestyle driving, of course. We cut off on Anderson, turned onto Village on two wheels, rolled the stop sign onto Hollemon, took the alleys behind the Marble Slab and Hastings and came through the Target parking lot. I know an even faster way to get back."
by Reid "Mr. Peepers" Golden July 6, 2007
Get the freestyle drivingmug. Son : Dad who is the Freestyle King
Dad: Well son lemme tell you about this young king named Juice Wrld ...
Dad: Well son lemme tell you about this young king named Juice Wrld ...
by Loopise999 December 8, 2020
Get the Freestyle Kingmug. the act of relying on yourself to wake up after you turn off your alarm, and not using the snooze button, usually resulting in falling back to sleep. most of the time accidental
by Easy76 April 21, 2010
Get the freestyle snoozingmug. Susie came over but my parents were home so I parked the car somewhere and gave her that backseat freestyle.
by beatsbydreallday March 26, 2013
Get the Backseat Freestylemug. The act of drunk freestyling using a mobile phone video in close proximity to the nose, thus making the nose appear enormous and over-bearing in the freestyle.
Oi blood, did you see Bad Man P's Nose Freestyle from last friday? .....Ill bluetooth it to you den blood!
by DatBadMan P August 13, 2009
Get the Nose Freestylemug. The act of continuing sex after male ejaculation, the created substance is similar to churned butter.
by Amishfreestylecreator October 14, 2021
Get the Amish freestylemug.