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low key freak

a person who fucks a lot but acts like he or she is innocent to the world of sex, but when you get them to bed, they turning your ass out!
Lets say you start with being kissed by a low key freak and the next thing you know you in a promiscuous position being attacked pleasurably, or standing/lying naked as your low key freak is sucking you up.
by Untraceable August 21, 2009
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Music freak

Someone who appreciates music in it's entirety. Doesn't have a favourite band or artist.

They usually know everything about any genre of music and can tell good music from bad music.
Guy: That kid is a music freak! He has Motorhead, the Mars Volta and John Coltrane on his ipod! and he can recite every single lyric from the first 5 Pink Floyd albums
by fincape October 3, 2009
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control freak

Someone who feels justified in attempting to control aspects of another persons life or manipulate others into doing what the controlling person wants. This person will eventually lose friends, have many failed relationships, only hang around people they believe are controllable/inferior to them, and last but not least pressure everyone else around them to think how they think. Some will change their ways but most do not. The only way they change is if they face a major loss in their life such as a divorce, a breakup, or being fired from their job that finally makes them start to question themselves instead of only the people around them.
Me: "i dont think i can go to the park right now, i have to do a couple of things"

Control Freak: "what do you mean? you just said you were gonna go ? just come with us we'll have a great time. you like the park"

Me: "i understand that i like the park but i just cant go i have something to do around that time"

Control Freak: "dude you just said it, this is ridiculous. why cant you go we talked about it all week? youll have a good time, me and (some non-demanding person) will be there. this is why your such a failure at (insert anything here) and youve gotta grow a pair and (insert baiting insults here)

Me: "sorry man im going to do some chores"

Control Freak: "WHATEVER MAN! im not going to invite you to the party now and im going to take back my ipod, your so unreliable and (insert faux punishment here)

Me: "whatever take your materialistic bullshit and shove it up your tight asshole."
by society is fail October 22, 2012
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control freak

just that asshole who thinks he's on top the world when everyone else behind his back thinks and knows that he is a fricking asshat
Oh my god, I hate that fucker! He's such a control freak!
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Fedache

A sharp numbing pain between the eyes, often associated with rectum constriction, which occurs while working on federal reporting requirements.

An adverse side effect of working with the federal government in an attempt to reach meaningful accomplishment and sense of purpose.
These stupid frickin federal reports and CARS give me a fedache.
by U&CF Coordinator August 25, 2009
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DDR Freak

1. (n.) A Person who is obsessed with the popular dance game "Dance Dance Revolution" (DDR).

2. (n.) A .com website that contains information on DDR as well as other dance games, including arcade machine locations and song lists.
1.
A.I heard that Ben was a real DDR Freak.
B.Yea, he can tear up some Across the Nightmare Oni!

2.
A.How do the steps for Afronova go?
B.I dunno, why don't you try looking on ddrfreak.com ?
by Bkid May 17, 2005
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freak magnet

Someone who can't help but attract freaks.
Judy: I'm a freak magnet.
Deric: I know.
by Deric July 14, 2004
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