bitch-features

Mean, nasty (or totally harmless) term for any female doing anything that pisses you off. Heat of the moment sort of name-calling.

"Hey bitch-features where did you get your license?"

"Bitch-features has her shortest skirt on again...you can nearly see what she had for breakfast."

by ckerr16 April 23, 2008

Fartunity

That moment in which one finds an opportunity to fart discreetly,
typically following a situation in which this would have been inappropriate to do so.

"My grandma never waits for a fartunity" :(

by Sassygassy January 8, 2014

Featurism

The name (created by Tee Noir) for the idea that Eurocentric features (slim nose, high cheekbones, and loose curls) are more favorable than Afrocentric features (coily hair, wide nose, dark skin).

“Because of featurism, the only wide spread representation of black women in the media are light-skinned women with loose curls and light eyes.”

by •Miya_is_the_name• September 6, 2021

Featureschmerz

The existential despair caused by unused functions on electronic devices and appliances.

Every time he contemplated all the cryptic little icons on his cell phone’s screen, Walter was so overcome by featureschmerz that he couldn’t even place a call.

by Jessica Jernigan August 12, 2007

fartuitous

A fart that comes at a fortunate or lucky moment.

Bob knew that it was fartuitous that his nemesis was the only person to get on the elevator at that very moment.

by scrapiron777 May 10, 2009

Grizzly Fatums

An extremely obese man with a beard. Preferrably used in a derogatory sense.

"Jesus Christ did you see that Grizzly Fatums lookin' motha fucka back there? Swear to God the dude had a whole chicken leg stuck in that beard!"

by hopeagnsthope313 September 28, 2006

Creature Feature

noun: an old school horror movie that's main feature is a monster or monsters hence the term Creature Feature.

The best thing about a Creature Feature is when the Monster eats people.

by Lycanthropiachic December 23, 2009