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fantasstic

A wonderful, superb and remarkably nice ASS.
That cuntfident bellybutton pierced, tatbooty'd slunthore has a butt that's totally fantASStic! I'm no clitiot - so I wouldn't ignorgasm her like every other enigman.
by Jeff D October 21, 2005
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Fratastic

The utmost achievment of fraternal reverly, the paragon of college achievenment from a social standpoint. Only the dedicated few can attain such a quality, a quality evinced by throwing the fattest bone-chuck ragers where generator-powered mega-watt blacklights accompanied by L.E.D refracting party lights enable a club-like dance scene condusive to all interactions, giving even the squarest of dudes a chance to mingle. Qualities such as yelling frat incessantly accompanied by a 10-15 second chug from a handle, emphasizing that to be fratastic you must forgo buying a 5th of hard alcohol and without hesitation opt for a handle especially if the drinking party is under 5 persons. Drinking to lose all inhibition and awaking to an assortment of problems, including but not limited to: a half-eaten mustard sandwhich, jeans soaked with urine causing the phone left in your front pocket to be dysfunctional, comprehensive bruises and bodily damages, confusing an inner-city park bench for your room, and waking up to god knows who looking like god knows what. Slamzonied and shwapdizzled all prescribe to extremely high levels of intoxication necessary as a requisite to fratastic achievement. Depending on your geographical location, it may also be required to constantly divulge nonsensical sober rants about nothing, namely certain conditions that are indicitive to certain indiginous peoples of certain northermost regions in underdeveloped countries and continents. Other encourageable traits include referring to your instructor obnoxiously as prof. and constantly using movie quotes to reinforce humor especially with a loudspeaker so that all of your campus faculty can hear. This prolonged comprehensive summation of achieving fratastic ideaology is vital to the preservation of fratters world-wide, adhere to it with all of your might.
the one and only bone-chuckers pics and rock who keep life going with their fratastic ways.
by Brett Picanso February 12, 2008
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Plastic-Fantastic

Back in the eighties and nineties, the phrase plastic-fantastic was coined to describe a cheap item that more than often broke when you started using it because the early day plastic was so brittle.
Oh, my brand new thermos just cracked. Plastic-fantastic (said ironically)
by UBunder40 April 25, 2017
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Fagtastic

When a fag gets all flamboyantly excited, flames out, and is totally fantastically queeny gay. FAGTASTIC!
Matt hit 777 on the slot machine and got all fagtastic.
by Matt in Madison June 13, 2006
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Frangtastic

The unexpected but positive outcome of a series of botched plans, misfortune, or unpleasent events.
i don't know how things turned out frangtastic with this girl, i never thought that after how all those first dates ended it would've turn out this great.
by BlazerBoy August 20, 2009
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Fantastic Joe

A man who always gets what he wants. A kind of mystical demi-god figure, often surrounded by beautiful women and devoted fans. A legendary figure amongst Common Folk and fellow badasses alike. Usually devastatingly handsome and regularly able to perform feats of greatness with unwavering aplomb.

'Fantastic Joes' are usually seen pwning any number of undesirables, including waste cadets, nub biscuits, Chuckleheads, N00btrons and Chodey McChodersons.

Word often ironically used in a 'gaming' context.

Can also be used in verb form.

See also: God, Joe Kickass, Chuck Norris, Leonidas, Badass, pwntastic, Sex God, Gigant0r, Korean High Five, Epic, Uncle Philed, Robocop, Roflcopter, Filth Wizard, lol
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Example #1 (Noun form)

Cuthbert: "Crikey! Who's that fellow Reginald!? I daresay he seems to be pwning!"

Reginald: "I've not the foggiest! But he sure is a Fantastic Joe..."
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Example #2 (Noun form)

Old Lady: "Oi! Someone stop that toerag! He's nicked my 'andbag!"

*Thief begins to run and is suddenly accosted*

<unknown man>: "Citizen, stop. Your have 5 seconds to comply...

Stunned Onlooker: "Wtf? Who's this Fantastic Joe?"
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Example #3 (Verb form)

Insane armed man #1: "Punk! Step back! These are my Doritos!"

Insane armed man: "Mother chode! I'ma Fantastic Joe yo' ass!" *opens fire*
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Example #4 (Verb form)

*Day of Defeat is being played. Suddenly a heavy jumps out of a bush like a maniac with a BAR and headshots a proner in the face*

Bush dwelling maniac: "You just got Fantastic Joed"
by Demented Mongoose March 26, 2010
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Trippy Fantastic

A person, place, idea, or object which is fantastically trippy.
Man, that rave was trippy fantastic!
by EllaKeepsOnGetting5s April 27, 2010
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