Forklift

When you have a hookup, but the girl is over 300 pounds, so a hook can't support the wait anymore

Yo I thought this bitch was skinny, nah she was FAT. Still got that forklift tho

by Kaikaru November 21, 2019

Cosmic Forklift

(N) Cos-mic For-k-lif-t

A dirty harry who plays call of duty all day and spouts off anti racial slurs while getting high to the comforting tunes of gay nightclub music.

Consignment: Ay 1010101011011 did you play COD4 today?
1010101011011: no that queer boat Cosmic Forklift is on.
consignment: oh, well fuck that.

by 1010101011011 May 17, 2010

forklifting

when you fist a girl so hard you pick her up off the ground

I was forklifting last night and my fist went into her stomach.

by hormiga May 13, 2005

Forklifting

Doubly penetrating a woman sideways with one of the homies.

“Damn bro, did you see Maria at that party last night?; she was totally forklifting Bryan and Abel.”

by LickyBlicky September 25, 2020

forklift olympics

A large racing event which occurs when the night crew supervisor at Home Depot is not there, and the manager who substitutes for him just sits in the office and doesn't supervise anything...

Boss just broke his hip. He's going to be out for a week for surgery. I guess we're having the forklift olympics early this year!

by The Poopy Fart Demon September 21, 2017

Forklift

When you put a fist in the vagina and the anus at the same time and raise her up.

Hey I forklifted Becky last night and she squealed like a pig!

by Dirtybird716 December 31, 2018

Forkliftery

A new word for the gay ass game called fortnite

Hey do you want to come ower and forkliftery and chill bitch

by Black goat May 15, 2019