Siamese Eel refers to a rare sex act with a man that has two penises. The 2nd penis can be either natural, as in the popular Reddit post where a man with two functioning penises created an Ask Me Anything, or artificial.
The term was recently popularized in the show Schitt’s Creek where the character, Moira Rose, feared her series of “tasteful nudes” were leaked on the internet. One of the search terms of the photos were Siamese Eel.
The term was recently popularized in the show Schitt’s Creek where the character, Moira Rose, feared her series of “tasteful nudes” were leaked on the internet. One of the search terms of the photos were Siamese Eel.
Friend 1: I had a Siamese Eel last night
Friend 2: that’s a myth
Friend 1: *shows photo of Siamese Eel*
Friend 2: how did you even get
Friend 1: there’s a video
Friend 2: that’s a myth
Friend 1: *shows photo of Siamese Eel*
Friend 2: how did you even get
Friend 1: there’s a video
by MoiraRose January 14, 2021
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Person 1: I fucking my girl and I was like "hold on babe I amount to cum." I pulled out and did an eel slap on her face.
by YabingYang November 28, 2016
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After he forgot to take his Viagra, and his date went home disappointed, the old man rubbed his flaccid dick and settled for a slippery eel.
by bliponthescreen February 23, 2011
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A brown eel just made a bid for freedom out of my shit pipe. It was as long as one of those Subway sandwiches.
by Doyle69 March 1, 2009
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Get the Manhattan eel mug.When your poop is so long that the end of your turd hides in the dark of the toilet bowl, and the head of the turd comes out of the water to get fresh air.
Old lady 1... "did you see how big my stool was?"
Old lady 2... "yea, it was huge, but it was no breathing eel!"
Old lady 2... "yea, it was huge, but it was no breathing eel!"
by the magic pooper March 2, 2012
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