Fapping

The art of making love to yourself ..

I'm fapping to porn magazines.

by crazy asshole biotch November 27, 2012

hands free fapping

troll bait

newfags can't type "hands free fapping"

by anon83!@& February 3, 2012

Flopping Flamingo

When you go down on a girl while she is standing and latch/munch/bite her clitoris causing her to flail her arms around like a Flamingo

James: Last night I was so pissed at my girlfriend Kimmie that I bit her clitoris and she acted like a Flopping Flamingo!

by Reywd Samoht August 28, 2011

Flopping

When you constantly change your opinions throughout a conversation to cater to what the other person is saying. It is done to adjust your personality so that the other person will like you more.

Girl: I love bagels.
Guy She Likes: I actually hate bagels.
Girl : OMG, I like totally hate them too! They taste SO BAD.
Girl's Friend: Girl, stop flopping!

by Vultrex480 December 20, 2022

Razzle Flopping

To Razzle Flop: The urge to have sex with a guy after you hear a really good song.

After Abby heard that song, she really wanted to go razzle flopping with a bloke in her chemistry lab.

by BigDaddyHen September 21, 2011

FlameOn Fapping

When you pour gasoline on your dominant hand, set it a blaze, and start gapping furiously.

1st CountryGuy- "Boy howdy, I was FlameOn fapping last night"

2nd CoundryGuy- "What the fuck parnter, how many degree burns did you get"?

by WhatTheFuckLol March 2, 2016

Titty Fapping

The act of pumping ones breasts after birthing a bastard

Sarah is titty fapping in the mothering room at work.

Crystal needs to start titty fapping or those Warlocks are going to explode

by HotDeuceUniversity August 5, 2016