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foobeener 

A piece of furniture which can function either simultaneously or alternatively as a foosball table, beer pong table, and dinner table. While it is not necessary, a quintessential and badass foobeener allows for foosball and beer pong (or beirut) to be played at the same time due to its clear top.
Dude, if I make this next goal you have to drink the wash cups from this foobeener.
foobeener by The Singularity August 29, 2009
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fobsessed 

being totally and utterly in love with Fall Out Boy, so much that you would rather die than to see the band break up.

people who are fobsessed are not teenies, these people live and breathe the music and dislike but tolerate the "oh em gee, pete wentz is global warming." sort of people. They know every scrap of information there is to do with FOB like the date Sugar We're Going Down was released (June 1, 2005) to what kind of car patrick drives (a blue honda civic) and what joe's dogs name is (its a pug and its name is shocker). They also own every album, EP and Dvd released by the band, and they have downloaded any other unreleased songs that there are. They usually belong to the Official Fall Out Boy fanclub too, aptly named Overcast Kids. And finally, they know every word to every song and can quote them in a heartbeat.

Fall Out Boy is;
Patrick Stump- Lead Vocals, Guitar, Main Composer
Peter Wentz- Bass Guitar, Back-up Vocals, Main Lyricist
Joseph Trohman- Lead Guitar, Back-up Vocals
Andrew Hurley- Drums
Person 1- Did you see her at the concert last night? She was totally crying while they played Thriller.
Person 2- Yeah, cuz that songs about their Diehard fans right? Oh and did you see her reaction when Joe hugged her at the signing? priceless. you could tell she was fobsessed.
fobsessed by penichie poo October 4, 2008
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Fools garden 

"Fools garden" is a German pop band, best known for their song "Lemon tree", which was a hit back in the 90's (in Europe and Asia).
"I wonder how
I wonder why
Yesterday you told me 'bout the blue blue sky
And all that I can see is just a yellow lemon-tree..."
(Fools garden: "Lemon tree")
Fools garden by jelenna December 13, 2008

Flobster 

Cheyanne: What's your favorite animal?
Daysha: Obviously a flobster!
Cheyanne: What the f*ck is a flobster?!
Daysha: It's a flying lobster of course! It's in the name!
Cheyanne: Okay.......
The legendary flobster zoomed past the children, too fast to be seen by the naked eye.

April Fools 

Males and females that instantly don shorts and/or flip flops as soon as it's April 1st, regardless of the temperature. These people will then complain for the entire day about how cold it is and demand that April be warmer.
Most often spotted at the mall.
Can you believe these April Fools? Put some clothes on you dopes!
April Fools by assnugget April 2, 2008

foodsexual 

when someone is apparently sexually attracted to food.
this isn't a sexuality no matter what you say or think. I love food very much but I dont see cheese and get a boner
"hey I'm foodsexual"
"no ❤"
foodsexual by TristanMirzai March 13, 2021
"Foobies" is a contraction of "fake boobies".

The 'F' from 'fake' is taken and replaces the 'B' of 'boobies', resulting in: 'Foobies'.
Damn, check out the set of foobies on that doll.
Foobies by BDKGIGN August 4, 2005