melanie fontana

a white mayo-loving cracker who likes to steal other people's hard work and takes credit for bare shit.

"oMg HeHE evERyONe,, I dID aLL tHe WOrK LOL"
"ew is that a melanie fontana"

by segsikook October 21, 2020

Devon Fontane

A guy in our computer apps class....he wears band t-shirts everyday...

"Devon Fontane is going out with a really hot girl who greg wants real bad."

by Robby H. October 18, 2004

fantranssexual

verb:fantransing
a mixture of 'fangirling' and 'fanboying'
meaning you get super excited about the object/person and may start talking fast, squeaking, screaming, laughing, moving around, but without as much physical activity as fangirling, yet more than fanboying.

I was so fantransing when I heard my favourite song on the radio.
Well I was neither fangirling, nor fanboying, it was kind of fantranssexual

by nonexistingn January 27, 2011

fontavia

Believes that is the perfect exercise. Highly determined to do whatever it takes to make her loved ones happy . Often care for people's well being more than herself . Respect others until disrespected. Finds the strangest things very humorous . & hides her struggle behind her goofiness.

Fontavia can be the life of the party , to the darkness of the night within minutes .

by Woodhaa March 15, 2017

Fontana, KS

A shit stain located in eastern Kansas. A breeding ground for toothless degenerates with an education in lowered expectations. There is no grocery store or convenience store because who needs to eat when the whole town smokes meth. Ten minutes away from anything of importance.

I would like to do something with my life but I live in Fontana, KS

by Concerned citizens February 29, 2020

Fantraxmas

An annual event held by Fantrax fantasy managers to celebrate the frustrations of managing a fantasy team. The event is also used to avoid children and other adult responsibilities.

Happy Fantraxmas

by vsfunited January 28, 2021

Fontanella

Someone who is alright…. But just not quite a Deering.

Hey bro you see that girl over there?

Yeah bro she’s alright, she’s a Fontanella. She ain’t no Deering.

by TheDeering April 7, 2021