Flusterfucked

When you feel so confused and crazy that you start doing silly things that make no sense.

Can be a good thing OR a bad thing.

I am so flusterfucked, today was just so awesome that my brain exploded!

I am so flusterfucked, today was just so horrible that my brain exploded!

by CocaineCola December 5, 2010

Fuck-flustered

The experience that occurs when someone demands a straight answer to what they think is an easy and direct question and you are unable to think straight because of a mixture of autistic sensory overload combined with OCD rules to make whatever you say both ‘right’ and ‘equal’, which ends up with you either talking slow or blanking out and the questioner ends up thinking you are dense, square, slow, and/or a retard or that you weren’t listening.

Johnny asked me a question and I wanted my answer to be the right words so that it would be applicable to several of his alters and I wasn’t able to answer fast enough for him because I was so fuck-flustered and he called me dense.

by PhoenixTH August 29, 2023

flushtered

The feeling of terror you are stricken with when you flush the toilet at a party...and the water level keeps rising and rising before finally draining.

"Dude, Kim's toilet went to the lid before it drained. Talk about flushtered, I was scared shitless with those girls waiting to go after me."

by bluegrassg8r January 18, 2009

Fluther

1. A group of jellyfish.
2. A question and answer website (www.fluther.com) on which one "taps the collective" of jellies and flutherites.

1. While scuba diving, we passed a fluther of jellyfish by the coral reef.
2. Today on Fluther, I got 30 lurve from one answer!

by Flutherite July 31, 2009

:flushed:

One of the most powerful signs of emotion, confusion, and power in our universe.

It is used to commune between powerful beings on all platforms of the infinitely large internet.

Dude: what if we put are beds next to each other in Minecraft..? 😳
Me: 😳😳

:flushed:

by BionicNoob November 22, 2019

12:00 Flasher

Someone so stupid when it comes to technology that they can't program any appliance in their house, thus they are always flashing "12:00."

"There is no way to get a 12:00 Flasher on the Internet! I've seen guys eat their own headsets trying!" - Wes from Three Dead Trolls In A Baggie, "Welcome to the Internet Help Desk"

by superslacker87 August 29, 2005

flusterer

Someone who is great at making someone else flustered

Rose is a Jas flusterer

by Red one January 12, 2019