Flopdick

-someone who hurts so absolutely bad that you can't even stand to look at them without wanting to jab them in the eyes with the clue knife repeatedly

ernest: guys stop shooting cats with bottle rockets, that's disrespectful!

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater: quit being such a flopdick

Alex Trebek: ooooh Faced!

by Mr. Deez April 13, 2005

Floptics

A field of research envolving the science of failure

Floptics
investigates cases of males living in their mothers basements.

by jkentos February 14, 2009

Flopsicle

A complete and utter failure. Worse than your regular 'flop'.

Ffs I'm such a flopsicle

by Cincio April 8, 2017

Flopist 2

Better than flopist in the most flopist way

Who even says flopist anymore? Flopist 2 is where it's at!

by Flopist 2 gang October 18, 2018

flopidy

defined: A shit cunt way of saying Floppy, Limp.

This hats fucking flopidy as fuck.

My dick went flopidy after I found out it was your Mum I was gang banging with 5 other blokes.

by PiSTiNCiDeR January 21, 2019

Flopcited

Adjective: An emotional state of low enthusiasm, as if one's excitement has flopped on the floor like a limp shrimp.

Belinda: "Hey, I talked to George, Rick, Aaron, and Leríce, and they're all down for a band meeting this Friday. How does that sound to you?"

Tony: "Gee, well I guess I have to."

Belinda: "Ew, why so flopcited?"

by Sammathy April 3, 2019

Flopcited

Adjective: An emotional state of low enthusiasm, as if one's excitement has flopped on the floor like a limp shrimp.

Belinda: "Hey! George, Rick, Aaron, and Leríce are free for a band meeting this Friday. You down?"

Edgar: "Gee, well I guess I have to."

Belinda: "Ew, why so flopcited?"

by Sammathy April 3, 2019