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Serial Flirter

lizzie: "omg, i think he's really into me! did you see how he touched me?"
carly: "i wouldn't get too excited, he's a serial flirter"
by sep24 September 25, 2011
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Urban Dictionary Flirter

A person who posts definitions on Urban Dictionary concerning a special friend that they would like to fuck.

"UD Flirting" as it is known is one of the lowest form of courtship known to Man and is generally frowned upon by the editors of the website.

In some cases UD Flirting can be seen as sweet and cute but in all honesty it can only be classified as sad. Sometimes it can even be declared creepy.

URBAN DICTIONARY IS NOT A DATING SITE! YOU WANT THAT KIND OF STUFF THEN YOU GO ON TO GOOGLE AND TYPE IS DATING WEBSITE!

People in the Know know that the only true way to properly flirt on the internet by posting is to create a Blog-spot in their name and post all of their fears, tweaks and personality flaws. These internet shrines are hard to start but believe me, all you prospective daters out there, this will work no matter what she says in her summons to court!
When you search for "Marianna" what do you find? Go on do it... I'm not busy by any means. I'm to busy fucking because of my virtual shrine...

I had to put in URBAN DICTIONARY FLIRTER as part of their screening process.
by HoopyFrood92 February 14, 2010
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Fiterbate

To add to your Fitbit steps via the act, actual or simulated, of masturbation
Dude, I have to go fiterbate for those last 200 steps.
by Redz9269 June 3, 2016
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Brain filters

Brain filters are what filter what you see and how you see it. They help you understand and recognize everything you see. If your brain filters are "clogged", you will begin to misunderstand things and mistake them for something else. If this happens to you, you need to change your brain filters. You can prevent damage to your brain filters by getting plenty of sleep.
I saw the letter w as zero today. My brain filters must need changing.
by Aricia Azure February 6, 2010
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pop filter

The Black piece put over a mic to stop the cracking in the voice when recording. See spacer
Person 1:yo my voice keeps messing up when im spitting my verse.
Person 2: do you have the pop filter on?
person 1:Oops
by Vibez August 27, 2005
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freedom flier

The flem that accidentally flys out of your mouth when you sneeze or cough.

most common with smokers
i just sneezed and the biggest freedom flier i've ever seen landed right on your dashboard.
by Jimmy McCarthy April 2, 2007
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Filter Fart

when one farts while trying to hold in a poop in order to filter the fart surrounding the poop.
i damn near sharted myself over there. good thing i know how to filter fart
by Dumpology August 13, 2010
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