white flies

lies people write on facebook to friends to make that person feel good, or about themselves to make them look better.

Ex. 1 - "Girl, you look the same after all these years, so gorgeous, I ain't tellin no white flies!"

but if the truth was written it would be, "you look a good 10 years older than you are, a trip to the dermatologist would do wonders, but won't address that bad hairstyle. Don't even get me started about your wardrobe."

Ex. 2 - Status update: "Whew! Just ran 10 miles!"

Truth: "I just walked down the street to my neighbor's to see if he wanted to join me for a run. We ended up polishing off a 6 pack and watched the game."

by Ubiferous July 30, 2011

butt flies

A condition in which flies fly directly out of ones butt.

Joe has butt flies! And now they are all over the office!

by daniem October 24, 2007

gym flies

Those little black spots that float around in your peripheral vision, usually seen when you're kicking a$$ at the gym and you start to hallucinate slightly.

"Man oh man, I was on my 300th crunch and I started getting gym flies, big time! I had to stop and rest a while..."

by MisterSobul April 20, 2007

Wi-Fli

Flights with Wi-Fi access

Deadmau5 hahaha im on a plane bitch!!! and i have wifi. neat. certainly makes the flight alot less boring.
(Quote by musician deadmau5 found on Twitter and my response)

@Deadmau5 would it be called Wi-Fli?

by Twinker October 13, 2010

Box flies

When a vagina is sexually overused it has not a rotting smell, but the smell of old, mixed, stinky semen from dozens of men and the smell begins to attract flies.

“Mmm, Kim’s looking good.”
“Nah, fam. Stay away from Kim. She gots the box flies.”

by Larsone31 May 20, 2022

lord of the flies

The worst book in the whole fucking wide world. I will feed the boys in the book krokodil. which krokodil is a dangerous drug.

This book is more like Lard of the Faggots

Fuck Lord of the Flies

by BKBLUEY May 24, 2023

black flies

A term used by fisherman, kayakers or those trying to enjoy other small watercraft to describe rude people on jet skis who are inconsiderate of others on the water.

The idiots on jet skies were like black flies annoying the fishermen in their small fishing boats.

by Sagittarian July 24, 2006