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flexisexual

Straight, heterosexual person who flirts with gay homosexual people. Usually seen at clubs, part of the hipster scene.
"Psh, Karl's so flirting with that straight guy over there, he's gonna get fucked up."

"No way sweetie, he's so flexisexual that Karl might actually get some action."
by Glenn Baker March 23, 2008
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Flexer

A mystical creature that lives in the land of mathews. It lives off of protein and greek yogurt. In its spare time it enjoys working on the tumors in its arms. It has been known to download from Hungarian websites and play computer games.
Flexer eat the proetein
by batman8439r58e9t8e December 9, 2012
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Flexersize

When one goes to the gym and flexes in the mirror rather than actually working out.
ex

Guy1 - wanna come to the gym with me?
Guy2 - no, go flexersize by yourself

ex 2

Andrew - Bro I just got back from the gym, got my swoll on.
Cory - Yea I saw you Flexersizing in the mirror.
Andrew - fuck you (walks away)
by cjtherriault July 29, 2009
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flexsting

A combination of flexing and stunting, only used to describe people born with raw sauce.
Daaammmmnn, A$AP Rocky’s flexsting extra tonight on the runway!
by HypeofaLifebeast November 22, 2017
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Flexservative

A person, the political affiliation of which, aligns with conservatism, and is willing to, and has, debated liberals on political and controversial issues, with success. This merits their ability to flex their victory and apply for the title of Flexservative. One common trait of the typical Flexservative is their massive confidence, penis, and or testicle size for men, and beauty, brain capacity, and or breast size for women. An example of a Flexservative would, among others, be Ben Shapiro.
Person A: Bro my NYU English professor on God told the whole class that Trump is a racist because he said Mexicans ain't finna cross his border and I told that nigga Trump said illegal immigrants and that Obama tried the same shit and that nigga dead kicked me out the session.
Person B: That's some Flexservative type shit.
by 1999 Mitsubishi Eclipse GSX February 8, 2019
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Flexosexual

Someone who gets horny for learning opportunities.
Ethan: God damn Matthew, I'm a flexosexual and I love when you talk about pre calc 12 while licking my anus. Give me that gyrogasm
by iamarobot June 18, 2019
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Flexus

My friends and I are Flexus
by 1010010101010 September 19, 2019
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