Flerf

Something you hopefully aren't

Dude 1: The earth is flat, change my mind.
Dude 2: You flerf...

by Checkers_ August 5, 2021

Flerfer

1. A moron.
2. A person who--through deliberate or accidental idiocy, or wilful indoctrination by browsing conspiracy websites--believes the Earth to be flat.
3. A person who categorically rejects all rational science.

Andy, upon hearing us discuss the upcoming Artemis mission, proceeded to launch into a tirade about NASA conspiracies, his belief the Apollo Moon Landings were faked, and that every picture taken from space was done via fisheye lenses, CGI, and wires. Andy, after exposing himself as a Flerfer, stormed off when he was reminded of all the everyday things in his life that were invented because Space Race. Which, to name a few were the WIFI and portable computer he used to look up the conspiracies, the insulation in his house, his water purifier, his insulin pump, the baby formula his son eats, the satellite TV he watches, and the GPS that helps him overcome his bad sense of direction.

by Mithridates_Rex July 18, 2023

flerf

to use one's face as a toilet

I flerfed all over Nick Eyer.
Steven got a lap dance from a stripper and she flerfed all over him!

by mathew longshanks March 25, 2008

flurf

An expression meaning "oh you", often used to reply to a compliment/action (usually sexual) however unlike "oh you" it doesn't have much use as a sarcastic reply. It is not uncommon for giddy teenage girls, camp gays to use this expression.

Jeuz: "Hey Jeatyn, I'd so like to bend you over and spank you"
Jeatyn: "flurf"

by Madjesty January 13, 2009

Flurfletes

The very first flakes that fall before a large snowfall.

Sarah: "oh look it's snowing!"
Ron: "...but they're only flurfletes- the big stuff is coming.

by Shardrock March 13, 2011

flerfstration

The frustration felt when trying to make a flat earth believer (a flerf) comprehend an easy-to-understand point that is widely known to young schoolchildren.

Yet another flerf who doesn't understand the 1-1-1 triangle question AND thinks five divided by zero is five because they can't do simple math, yet think they're proving all of science wrong; then one started peeing in a bottle on cam while refusing to believe in gravity. Ugh! The flerfstration is unbelievable.

by GaryMoore November 17, 2019

fleurb

faa;rt loo,l

bruh bruh fleurb chungus bruh fleurb

by kneato October 4, 2020