Femerection

The emergence of intense sexual desire in a woman, similar to the pulsating longing caused by a man's boner.

Girl #1: I can't watch Glee. Every single boy on that show is so freakin' hot ... it's just frustrating!
Girl #2: So what? It's eye candy, just enjoy it.
Girl#1: You don't understand. I get like the BIGGEST femerection, and if I watch for too long it's blue ovaries for sure.

Girl #2: Holy cow.

Girl #1: Don't judge me. Are you telling me if you had a dick you wouldn't put it in Matthew Morrison? I would put my lady dick in him so hard...
Girl #2: I think we should spend less time together.

by jddubu December 13, 2012

Flexercise

(Verb) The action of *flexing one's *ice while performing physical exertion

*flexing=to show off something

*ice=expensive apparel/accessories

Jenna: OMG look at Joe's new shirt
May: It's hard not to, he won't do anything but flexercise.

by iwritethings12 February 13, 2018

Flamer

nothing related to flames but it's just pretty gay i tell you, it can be a insult or a kinky name whatever you prefer but it's only for homosexual people

Person: you a flamer?
Me: hundred percent yes, although im a male without a 🅱️enis so it's not really gay but it still counts ni🅱️🅱️a

by Niko thicc August 29, 2018

Flexersize

Definition #1 To exercise solely for the purpose of flexing on people.

Definition #2 People who go to the gym just to run on the treadmill for 5 minutes, post a gym selfie then leave)

1. Dude Jenna’s at the gym, I’m gonna go Flexersize!

2. Gotta go Flexersize on snap (fake gym rat)

by urmom3.0 December 18, 2021

Flumerang

When you start to feel better and think the flu is on it’s way out, only to discover that it was just circling around to bop you on the head again.

I started to feel almost normal last night and was sure I had seen the worst of it, until I woke up today and the Flumerang hit me square on my face.

by Mr. Wabi Sabi September 28, 2023

chronic flexer

A person who flexes all their name brand/expensive items or clothing. Most of the time they will repeatedly flex the same things over and over again. It’s like taking bragging to an extreme

Person 1: aye bro I’m getting the newest iPhone soon
Person 2: you literally already told me that like 5 times

Person 1: oh well I didn’t know if I told you
Person 2: you are such a chronic flexer like fucking stop

by taylormckay07 November 21, 2018

shadow flexer

Someone who sneaks in an unnecessary flex or boast but claims they didn't.

A Shadow Flexer: "Damn bro. You just got those new Jordans? I copped them last week."
Me: "Nigga, did I ask?"

by Fresh Timbs May 9, 2020