Flazzer

Someone who uses the words in the Urban Dictionary when talking instead of speaking English.

Someone who actively and willingly removes him or herself from acceptance in contemporary society by refusing to speak properly and then complains that "The White Man" is keeping them down.

A - Fo' shizzle my nizzle!
B - Pardon me?
A - Yo! Fo' shizzle my nizzle!?!
B - What?
A - Yo! Waazup?
B - I'm sorry I can't understand you. I speak English, not Ebonics you dumb flazzer!

by Zed Omega December 23, 2003

Leather Flaying

Sitting on leather seats with bare skin on a hot day is asking for trouble. When you attempt to rise from the seat, you have to rip your skin from the surface that it has practically merged with, thus giving yourself a painful Leather Flaying experience. If you're lucky, you won't have made full body contact. Having sex on a leather sofa is a big mistake. 50% of the gasps and moans will be of pain as you tear your body away, leaving 6 layers of skin behind.

"Your back looks all sunburnt, Jim"
"It's not, I was shagging Vicky on the sofa and got a serious leather flaying"

by MagickDio March 7, 2010

Bobby Flay

The OED defines 'Bobby Flay' as 'A Twenty-First century synonym for douchebag' Also: 'The unfortunate consequence of the union between television, ego, and blinding mediocrity.'

That guy in the member's only jacket is such a 'Bobby Flay.'

by dialataunt August 23, 2008

Flaky hoe

people that smile in your face but hate you tho talk shxt behind yourr backk.

all these flaky hoes be smiling in my face when you see them but when they turn they back you wanna tlk shxt.

by Realbxtchh April 17, 2009

Flayed penis

The result of a blowjob with braces

Guy 1: Caitlin totally gave me a flayed penis with her braces she got on last week
Guy 2: Everyone is talking about it, she's selling the skin for lunch money

by yourgranny June 2, 2014

Flaky

Often leaving friends behind and ditching them

Ian from Elkton is often considered the definition of Flaky.

by blesheet April 13, 2015

Bobby Flay

A ginger with no talent who throws blue corn and ancho chile powder on EVERYTHING to make it tex mex. The ultimate in Douchbag-dom.

Example: "Hey guys, I made sure the teacher didn't forget to give us homework tonight. You guys should come over and I'll make some blue corn enchilidas with ancho chiles."

"Wow, Todd's really being a Bobby Flay right now"

by FUCKERNST&YOUNG May 1, 2009