Flashbang Noob

When a player on a game which has flashbangs on it, such as counter-strike and counter-strike:Source, uses it through inadequate means. He/she would use it all the time and generally on one person, due to a lack of skill.

The Flashbang Noob threw two flashbangs at me when I was alone because they have no skill.

by CraZyMaNiac January 08, 2008

alaskan flashbang

Whilst in the midst of a sexual act (blow job, sex, handjob, anal etc) you aim your load as you are about to come into a the girl's eyes and firing off into them temporarily blinding her. Whilst she is blinded you cup your hands and slap either side of her ears to give her the ear 'pop' thus deafening her and blinding her for a short period of time as would a normal flashbang

"Will did not want to stay over so he gave her an alaskan flashbang and got his clothes and got out of there while she was looking for him"

by Gman494423 September 14, 2011

russian flashbang

when u cum in a bitches eyes and smack her ears over and over again ur automatically a psycho if u enjoy these

eric: yoooo jess is so gross she likes Russian flashbangs
Jim: yo wtf

by child eater January 06, 2021

aquatic flashbang

Non consensually peeing on partner during shower sex

Dude I took a hooker into the shower and gave her an aquatic flashbang

by Señorguido March 18, 2019

indian flashbang

When you cum in her eyes and rub chicken and rice on her tits.

Dude, yesterday I met this girl and she let me Indian Flashbang.

by mangsu liswon January 11, 2018

flashbang ugly

Used to describe someone so ugly you're blinded and deafened upon sight.

Fuck. Angela is flashbang ugly.

by Lord Faggetron December 24, 2009

Tan flashbang

When you hit someone in the face with your nuts.

I gave her a tan flashbang. She got tan flashbanged.

by 1 time hurricane October 13, 2020