Flatulence

The act of emitting noxious gases from one's anus. Also known as farting, blowing one, cutting the cheese, pull my finger, and specialized terms like sbd--silent but deadly and crop dusting, which is when one travels around a room or building, letting off small freeps and generally polluting the area. Flatulence is often accompanied by sports activities like fart flaming, and dutch oven, where one person farts and then shoves the other person's head under the covers. This reprehensible habit is cause for justifiable murder in Alabama. (see Alabama Barking Spider

Rudolph had a lifelong problem with flatulence; well, that isn't QUITE true, his family had the problem. He was blissfully unaware of the angry stares as he crop dusted the office as he strolled off to the water cooler, or his second wife's suit for divorce that included dutch over as grounds of cruelty. It wasn't until he had the bright idea of lighting farts with an acetylene torch that Rudolph got what was coming to him.

by Luigi the ORIGINAL February 15, 2006

flabulator

a device used to aid in flabulating.

Tom, can you get the flabulator from the closet?

by dnice March 29, 2005

Flatulent Farmer

These fart loving freaks build up flatulence in the stomach. Upon releasing the fart they cup their hands over their anus's and release the force. Upon releasing they catch the fart (farming It) and immediately inhale it or more commonly waft it in the face of a friend or family member.

That damn flatulent farmer Dylan just tried to waft his shit smell in my face and accidently hit me with a piece of shit that fell out of his ass, what a flatulent farmer he is nowadays.

by river jameser January 7, 2011

Flatulentist

Some one that can make music with their musical sphincter, via their flatulent emissions

Jackie could fart along to the national anthem, her talent and flatulentist skills were much in demand at many a party. Though some of the tunes made many attendees gag and her musical arse to be kept away from naked flames.

by Pitman Poet November 12, 2020

Fabulantastic

Fabulantastic N. fab.u.lant.astic Property of Diane's word. It means fabulous in more cooler way. Warning:
no parents should use this word..cush it's weerd for them.

I'm so Fabulantastic because I got this word in the dictionary just like I said.

by Hansonsss3d June 7, 2005

flatulette

Small measure of lady fart... Seen to be cheeky and in no way comparative to the male counterpart

Woops, please excuse me... that may ave been a flatulette, nothing more though... hee hee...

by kegmar August 8, 2009

Floatulent

1) The escape of air from one's swimsuit while underwater, making a fart-like noise.

2) The bubble that appears in one's swimsuit after they emerge themselves underwater.

His swimsuit became floatulent as he sank into the water, creating a donut like ring of air in his swimtrunks.

by Red Smithery February 20, 2014