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trailer park fire hydrant

While engaging in anal sex, the male then urinates in the bum of the female. When she stands up, upon completion, the urine will run down her legs resembling a dog that has pissed on a fire hydrant.
Jeremy's girl would not shut up all night! So he took her home and gave her a trailer park fire hydrant.
by ylecyod March 27, 2010
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Rusty Fire Hydrant

When a male (older male) is in the act of “cumming” and nothing comes out
babe i need you back, he got my with a rusty fire hydrant again
by Braden Fredericks September 4, 2017
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Fire Hydrant

The action of a male telling a partner during intercourse to close their eyes because he is about to ejaculate upon their face. After the said partner is on their knees with their eyes closed the male proceeds to urinate excessively while erect. The urine travels at a high velocity and drenches the partner to their surprise.
Frenchy: “Yo dude I heard you pulled a fire hydrant on Emerson last night!”

Josh: “Yeah man I pissed all over his face! He can’t even see today! He was drowning!”
by Injectingmarijuanas June 23, 2018
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Fire Hydrant Vagina

a projectile spewing vagina when cumming
After last night's one night stand, I realized why the sheets were wet: because of my fire hydrant vagina....... I wish my girl was there to help with the fire on 69th ave last week, her Fire Hydrant Vagina would have finished the job.
by haleyyyla April 6, 2016
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Fire Hydrant Vagina

After last night's one night stand, I realized why the room was so wet: my Fire Hydrant Vagina....... I wish my girl was the fire on 69th ave last week, her fire hydrant vagina would have finished the job.
by haleyyyla April 6, 2016
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Fire hydrant

Calling someone a fire hydrant is another way of calling them short and stubby. A crack at smaller people.
Don't trip on that fire hydrant!

I couldn't see your short ass behind that fire hydrant!
by Geozup May 16, 2021
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