While engaging in anal sex, the male then urinates in the bum of the female. When she stands up, upon completion, the urine will run down her legs resembling a dog that has pissed on a fire hydrant.
Jeremy's girl would not shut up all night! So he took her home and gave her a trailer park fire hydrant.
by ylecyod March 25, 2010
Calling someone a fire hydrant is another way of calling them short and stubby. A crack at smaller people.
by Geozup May 16, 2021
The action of a male telling a partner during intercourse to close their eyes because he is about to ejaculate upon their face. After the said partner is on their knees with their eyes closed the male proceeds to urinate excessively while erect. The urine travels at a high velocity and drenches the partner to their surprise.
Frenchy: “Yo dude I heard you pulled a fire hydrant on Emerson last night!”
Josh: “Yeah man I pissed all over his face! He can’t even see today! He was drowning!”
Josh: “Yeah man I pissed all over his face! He can’t even see today! He was drowning!”
by Injectingmarijuanas June 23, 2018
by daxx3106 May 21, 2018
⏃ dumb bitch that is homophobic
by ItsMikanHun June 09, 2021
by Derek jeter August 19, 2015
A teacher erases his chalkboard, however the chalk barely comes off the board. He holds up the eraser, "What is this? A California Fire Hydrant??"
by OccupiedGarrett January 14, 2025