an invisible disability. happens when the mother drinks alcohol (any type) while pregnant. It causes irreversible brain damage to the developing fetus if the mother drinks alcohol enough. Symptoms can be different in everyone so some people get diagnosed in very early childhood or adulthood.
by anonymous200020 August 7, 2022
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by Bubs76 October 31, 2017
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by Neil Bartlett April 5, 2006
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by Rich23 April 3, 2008
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