fertile delta inspector

one who takes pride in his intercourse, by checking the area thoroughly to ensure everything is copesetic

Derek likes to dive right in...he's a crack injection specialist. as a fertile delta inspector, I put safety first

by Skottidogg April 29, 2006

optical-fertilization

the process of being shot in the eye with a male orgasm

sarah gollub's eye hurts due to the fact that i brutally optical fertilized her

by mike hunt December 1, 2003

Organic agriculture is based on minimising the use of external inputs, avoiding the use of synthetic fertilizers and pesticides.

Organic agriculture is based on minimising the use of external inputs, avoiding the use of synthetic fertilizers and pesticides.

Organic agriculture is based on minimising the use of external inputs, avoiding the use of synthetic fertilizers and pesticides.

by Pugtot September 1, 2022

Fertile Fart

The act of kneeling down and opening your mouth and eyes as wide as possible while someone stands in front of you, spreads their cheeks, and farts in your face.

Yooooo I got a bad case of pink eye from that guy I went out with last night, he gave me a good ole fertile fart!

by Pokebussy1224 October 31, 2025

In Vitro Fertilization

Conservatives are coming after it but fret not...

Hym "In Vitro Fertilization maybbe a risk... BUUUUT... I'm still willing to breed all of the lesbians... Well, SOME of the lesbians. I mean, I'm ethnically diverse and I literally created A.I. at a whim because a lesbian DIDN'T let me breed her so... There literally won't ever be a better option."

by Hym Iam June 5, 2024

Fertile Baby Barbecue Sauce

A barbecue sauce that has many varieties such as;
1.Fertile baby
2.Elderly
3.Rectum Juice
4.Vagina Juice
5.Male testicle Juice
6.Bull Rectum Juice.

The core ingredient of the sauce is rectum juices that is acquired in a safe and human way.

It is a very delicious sauce that i recommend to everyone.

C- "You know what would go really awesome with this steak?"

J- "No dude, what?"

C- "Fertile Baby Barbecue Sauce, yo!"

J- "WTF, you sick bastard."

by Big Booty Cutie April 1, 2011

Ubiquitous fertility management

A term invented by John Kerry and/or Bill Gates to denote 'non white population control'.

According to Kerry and Gates by the mid 21st century there's supposed to be more people in Africa than China and India combined. So they're proposing something called ubiquitous fertility management. I don't know 😕 🤷 why they're doing this.

by Sexydimma November 25, 2022