February 14

Valentine’s day. The day you have no plans at all. zero. you are all alone on february 14th.

Friend: do you have plans on february 14th?
You: No
Friend: L ratio + bozo, ima hang out with my girlfriend 😆

by Infrunami January 30, 2022

February 14

The day one dumbass called another dumbass for a whore, and thus a friendship was born.

(also valentines day which is pretty ironic, but screw that it's Ash and Matt day)

Matt: you know February 14 right?
me: oh the day I called you a whore!
Matt: ...

by sssenpai? April 30, 2020

February 14

all the single best friends get to fuck

bro 1: yo its February 14
bro 2: so sad no sex we are single
bro 1:

by siktireli November 11, 2024

February 14

"International" No Immigrants Day. Immigrants such as Latinos and other minorities were INTENDED to not go to work or school or stores. Just stay at home. As a Hispanic, I can confirm that this was an epic fail. Just do it next year or whatever. Protesting to earn citizenship but I just wanna stay home.

Person 1: Yo, are you going to work tomorrow?
Person 2: Nah man, tomorrow is February 14th. Imma stay home

by YeaImIzzy February 14, 2022

February 14

Women slap
We beat

Bratty girl: *exists*
Me: *Doom music kicks in*
February 14

Get ready

by Felt salty February 11, 2022

February 14

The day where you tell your crush you like them and define all of your feelings for them.

February 14th is so close! Can't wait to see what my Valentine got me!

by ocampochucrala4life February 2, 2024

February 14

On February 14 kiss your single homies so they know they are Loved

“Ay bro come here it’s February 14 so you know what that means”

by Nxvvs June 25, 2022