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February 14 

Valentine’s day. The day you have no plans at all. zero. you are all alone on february 14th.
Friend: do you have plans on february 14th?
You: No
Friend: L ratio + bozo, ima hang out with my girlfriend 😆
February 14 by Infrunami January 30, 2022

February 14 

Beat bratty women day. Women keep going omggggggg who are you asking out for valentines dayyyyyyyyyyyyyy and I’m just like “I lick myself clean.”
Bratty girl: who are you asking out on February 14th the day of loooooooove!
Me: *Doom music kicks in*
February 14 by Felt salty February 11, 2022

February 14 

Bratty girl: *exists*
Me: *Doom music kicks in*
February 14

Get ready
February 14 by Felt salty February 11, 2022

February 14 

The sexiest motherfucker was born on this day Forget about Valentine he will be your valentine
:"Hey! Do you wanna be my Valentine?i am lonely you know"
:"In your dreams my Jamal is here for me everytime i need him
:"Wow silly me ofc he is damn i am so stupid He is too hot to resist I think i am gay for him

:"As you should, adios i am going to spend my best February 14 th with Jaehyun
February 14 by ShiningCzen February 12, 2022

February 14 

You know what day it is?”
“What.. oh no! February 14th!”

February 14 

The day where you must kiss your significant other. I don't care where you guys are, kiss them! If you kiss them in front of friends or at school, you get double points...
Girl: *kisses SO*
SO: Aww, thanks. That was amazing. But why was it so important to be in front of all our friends?
Girl: Because it's February 14
SO: Well thanks. I loved it
Girl: Of course! I love you
February 14 by roseandbennett43v3r! February 12, 2022