Someone to pretends to be heterosexual, but is in a secret relationship with one or more of the same gender. Fausexuals are known to be extremely perverted and spend most of their time watching pornos while masturbating.
Guy 1: Did you hear Derek came out yesterday?
Guy 2: Yeah, he said he was a fausexual or something.
Guy 1: I really feel bad for the guy...
Guy 2: Yeah, he said he was a fausexual or something.
Guy 1: I really feel bad for the guy...
by TheGuyInTheBox June 19, 2011
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My homie straight but in prison he was a flexosexual during is 10 year sentence.
Sarah only dates guys, but became flexosexual when Taylor Swift wanted to be her girlfriend she went along with it.
Sarah only dates guys, but became flexosexual when Taylor Swift wanted to be her girlfriend she went along with it.
by pseudorican May 2, 2015
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A type of bro that acts very touchy with his other bro friends, but will scream "no homo" if he so much as thinks about another man for more than a second. Common fare in frat houses.
Thaddeus: "Dude, have you noticed how much of a feauxmosexual Chet is"
Grant: "Of course I have, the dude tried to feel up my dick and said it was to compare sizes."
Thaddeus: "bro"
Grant: "Of course I have, the dude tried to feel up my dick and said it was to compare sizes."
Thaddeus: "bro"
by Punkxican October 20, 2016
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