The Fault In Our Stars

A New York Bestseller by John Green. It will rip your heart out and make you eat it. It is a soul crushing novel ready to have you sobbing in the fetal position. You will hate to love how perfectly sad it is.

Me: I cried and sobbed and The Fault in our Stars ripped out my heart.
Me: Here. Read it.

by augustuswaters October 28, 2012

rectal fault line

1. (n) An ass crack that is extremely large, usually present on overweight women.

2. (n) When a woman's ass crack is larger then one's arm.

Sometimes abbreviated to just fault line.

that chick has the biggest rectal fault line I have ever seen.

by Speedo_spink August 14, 2006

Fawlty Towers

The name of a TV show broadcast on the BBC between 1975 and 1979. It is based around a small hotel, with an arse of a manager. Along with "Polly" - the maid - "Manuel" - the Spanish Waiter - "Basil" - the arse of a manager and "Sybil" - Basil's wife.

John Cleese (Basil) along with Conny Booth (Polly) wrote the series.

It only survived to make 12 episodes, within 2 seasons.

"Did you see Fawlty Towers last night?"

by Pen Rua July 28, 2009

faculty fuck

When a member of a schools faculty, normally a teacher, has sex with a student. The student receives a faculty fuck

Ryan banged the hot math teacher and in doing so earned his first faculty fuck

by Reginald Pennypincher April 16, 2014

I heard it's Obama's fault

The logic that slack-jawed voters use when any political conversation arises. From the price of gasoline to the outcome of their mixed martial arts matches; it's all Obama's fault.

Political persuasion aside, there is clearly a strong negative relationship between intelligence and hate for Obama.

Normal guy: "Oh my gosh! That building is on fire!"

Drooling retard: "I heard it's Obama's fault. He wasn't even born in America. Not even a 'murican!!! I even seen on TV that he's a MUSLIM!!"

Fat republican: "No, stupid. He's a communist. He wants people to PAY FOR HEALTH INSURANCE. I got every right to eat as much as I want. As long as I can pay for my allpurinol, I'm gonna keep the gout at bay. I heard it's Obama's fault."

Normal guy: "Is there a functioning brain between the two of you?"

Drooling retard: "I have a big truck. I heard it's Obama's fault."

Fat republican: "I like eating. And money. It's Obama's fault nomnomnom ow my gout nomnom"

by ttmike42 October 12, 2012

The Fault In Our Stars

A book written by John Green, published author. It is about a sixteen year-old girl in the fourth stage of thyroid cancer, and to quote directly from the dust jacket, "Despite her tumor-shrinking medical miracle that has bought her a few years, Hazel has never been anything but terminal, her final chapter inscribed upon diagnosis."

I would say it is the most amazing book I have ever read, and I would be stating the truth.

Person 1: Oh my god the fault in our stars is coming out in 2 days! My signed copy is arriving!
Person 2: The fault in our stars...?
Person 1: ...
Person 1: How are you my friend.

by Malinahona January 27, 2012

faultyspell

A young a new talent with a great singing voice. He has millions of fans over the globe. He became famous from an old Fivem called "pcrp" with a hit called "pcrp song".

Faultyspell just farted

by Faultyspell lover 69420 October 6, 2019