fanch

an action used on ones pants.

to hit someone in the crotch area or to hit yourself in the crotch area while wearing pants.

"Where did Stephen go tonight?"
"He's at home fanching his pants"

by James John August 27, 2006

Fancharacter

A made up character based on a character in a book, movie, or T.V show. Sometimes, a fancharacter could be made without any relations to a character already existing.

My fancharacter Speedy.
Name:Speedy
Age:14
Species:Hedgehog
Based on:Sonic the Hedgehog

by Kimberly Perez September 30, 2006

fache

meaning "faces" in italian, the american version is to be said with emphasis on the first letter and refers to the singular "face"-- unless you say "faches", in which case it is plural. Can also be shortened to "fach".

Shut the fuck up before I hit you in the fache.

by Nache September 4, 2005

fanchasize

having a terry fancher-like fantasy; may cause: convulsions, heavy breathing, sweating, peeing in the sink, childish fits of "the giggles" at the site of boob, and could eventually lead to extreme gayness

As he fanchasized about the girl, he shreaked with delight.

by Zo, Clay, Carl, Brent, and Wes April 5, 2003

fauchald

Often referred to as a fag. Common slang for men loving threesomes or foursomes with other men.

"You fucking fauchald!"
"Wanna join a fauchald?"

by mrlova9999 January 26, 2009

Fauchard

1. A fauchard is a type of polearm weapon, which was used in medieval Europe from the 11th through the 14th centuries. The design consisted of a curved blade put atop a 2 m (6–7 feet) long pole.

Roman warrior : Prepare to be impaled by my Fauchard foolish mortal !!

Daya : =.='' its no match for my penis...bring it on bitch !!!

*after the battle*

Roman warrior: *lies on the ground bleeding* errr i lost...to the master of Dayagasm

Daya : Don't mess with the dick of steel !!
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by zingeraddict October 1, 2011

Fatch Hit

1. Hit of weed, crack, or opium, when you inhale the toque for 5 or more seconds, then hold it in for 5 or more second, then let it out slowly for 5 or more seconds resulting in the ultimate toque experience that will leave you fried out of your brain and or ball sacks. Founded in 1809 by the acclaimed botanist, Faust J. Semaine.

Pollo: "Yo Chung, give this pipe a good old fashioned Fatch Hit, to get yourself flying high."
Shymon: "Yo Euge, that Fatch Hit from your bong, fucked the balls outta my throat with highness."

by Twig's Balls July 29, 2012