Fattingham

a morbidly obese female that refuses to acknoweldge her weight issue.

"dude, she''s such a fattingham, tell her to cover that stuff up!"

by Oh_the_irony December 10, 2009

Fluttering butterfly

As if giving butterfly kisses with your balls. Lightly flapping your nuts across her cheek. The feminine version of this word would be butterflap kisses.

Eg. He gave me the fluttering butterfly so sweetly that a tear rolled down my cheek (or was it pre ejac?).

by Moreassonud August 29, 2016

Fotheringham

The act of vomiting on someone elses ceiling at a party

Jack: Yo, will just done a Fotheringham on your ceiling!
John: That utter Thundercunt

by Thundercunt#712 June 9, 2018

Baby battering ram

Women who use their baby carriages like battering rams to move through crowds.

Wow that lady almost ran me over with her baby battering ram!

by Logan Durgen January 22, 2011

festering hatchet wound

An unclean, smelly vagina.

Betsy pulled her pants down and man, it stunk so bad, I knew she had a festering hatchet wound.

by mt1mp August 17, 2007

all lives mattering

(coming from all lives matter as a term that devalues the black lives matter movement)
to make something about you, that is not about you and by doing so taking away the meaning/cause/point at matter

"racially motivated police brutality and discrimination against black people is awful" - "But they do that to white people too" - "dude, you're all lives mattering this conversation"

by baby-rock June 9, 2020

fwittering

verb; describes the act of frittering away valuable time between Facebook and Twitter by posting status updates or tweets on both.

With a status update and a tweet every five minutes, he spent all of Friday afternoon, fwittering away time, instead of completing his project.

by Mohit Hira April 26, 2009