Father

A person who only cares about himself, not his family.

He tells your mother that he loves her but is always making her cry.

And last but not least he is NEVER there when you need him.

"My father is a self centered asshole who only thinks of himself "

by StunnerC3847 August 26, 2017

fathered

v. To lose badly or be prevailed over another to a great degree, usually in a some form of competition or verbal disagreement.

2.Much like the word sonned, but to a much more greater extent.

3.A comeback after being sonned

1. Nick was fathered by me in that game of poker.

2. Jim was completely fathered in that basketball game yesterday. He lost 21 to 3

3. Jimmy tried to son that dude with slam dunk but that guy fathered him and smacked it out his hands.

by Jim Jam November 3, 2005

Father

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Father.exe does not compute

by discofox June 11, 2020

Father

Non-existent

Fatherless Hobo: Mummy, what is a father?
Mother: Something you don't have.

by Melly Jelly January 20, 2023

Father

Something you looked up because you don’t have.

You father went to get milk because your unloveable.

by Mercurary November 8, 2022

father

the nigga that left me when I was a child

'look at his father leaving to get milk'

by burrito turtle October 16, 2019

Father

You hear that? Her father doesn’t have a lot of sympathy for incels and he’s made that pretty clear.

Hym “Oh but now he does. Not before. Not a week ago but now that he gets to be a fucking hero. What changed? Between a week ago when “her father has no sympathy for incels” and now where he’s just-a-oh-so sympathetic. He cares so deeply about it now. Tss! Unreal!”

by Hym Iam September 28, 2022