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Father What-A-Waste

Nickname for a Catholic priest who has the unfortunate distinction of being the hottest guy in the parish. The epitome of unattainableness & a constant source of frustration for Catholic schoolgirls.
Girl #1: OMG have you seen our new parish priest?

Girl #2: INORITE? Father What-A-Waste should make going to confession interesting!
by TickledPinkPromDate November 10, 2009
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Not a Father's Day

Not A Father's Day is a holiday dedicated to the celebration and commemoration of an often forgotten segment of our country's population: the not fathers. These brave men have chosen to remain childless, despite an avalanche of pressure, expectations, and condemnation, propagated by the Saturday morning cartoon loving elite, the Minivan Clan, and Maury Povich.
Guy #1: Happy "Not A Father's Day", the only thing I'll be nursing at any given 2 AM, is a Scotch!

Guy #2: Amen to that!
by arcadiageorge June 16, 2014
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mother father

Its origin is of no importance only its destiny. It is the clean way of calling someone a motherfucker, cleanly.
by MexicanShortie January 10, 2005
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father duckling

When "person" calls you or a group of friends your little ducklings
by Baby ducking s February 27, 2018
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Father Poupard

Religous character whom is respected as god but has higher power than thanos. Mr.Poupards hobbies include wiping out entire civilisations at once or travlijg the earth and beyond.
Did you see that Father Poupard exterminated the illegitimate state of Israel.
by Swiss Peppercorn Burger April 17, 2019
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father of all motherfuckers

The baddest of badasses

people who listen to good music
by Father of All Mother Fuckers November 18, 2020
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weekday father

A reference to having a dad throughout the week that takes care of you and your needs growing up, while the weekends may be an entirely different story.
My weekday father always brought me a chocolate Instant Breakfast drink blended with a banana to start my day.
by Dr Bunnygirl October 19, 2019
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