Farkling

An obscure contact sport, played on an asphalt surface dusted with sand. Defence is 40 heavily padded guys carrying cut off hockey sticks. Offense is one guy in gym shorts carrying an eggplant. Top team is from Wassewa, Manitoba, Canada

Prior to the Farkling season, there were four brothers, then the youngest switched to offense. Now there are three.

by Beezer1966 December 20, 2008

Phoenix Farrell

The poor neglected bass player of Linkin Park while the rest (mainly Chester and Mike) is shining in the light.

Has a lovely cap and bass guitar.
Real name is David.

Phoenix Farrell talks about what fans say to him during live shows: "Oh my God! Phoenix! Phoenix! Where's Chester?"

"Kids, Bass players have feelings too"

by J.Hybrid February 9, 2007

penis farkle

Poo particles left on one mans penis after being farted on making the mans penis sparkle.

Prostitute: Would you like a blumpkin or penis farkle?

by filipino29 June 15, 2010

fakelationship

It's a "friendship" where you text, email, talk on the phone, and hang out pretty much constantly. In some fakelationships, you hook up while maintaining that you're "just friends." In others, it feels purely platonic, though the level of emotional dependence is way stronger than a typical friendship.

Joy: It's been 7 months, Jack and Jane have been dating yet never updated their single hood status on FB?

Simon: I think they are in a fakelationship!

by Rodie April 8, 2010

farker

Someone lacking the wit necessary for the SomethingAwful forums who likes to hang out with other knuckledragging, adolescent semiliterates. Poor spelling, poor Photoshop skills, and a complete lack of a sense of humor are a must, and it helps to be twice as opinionated as you are informed about any particular issue. It's also essential that you don't mind seeing the same retarded cliche catchphrases and images posted over and over again; these people haven't seen a new joke in years, and wouldn't recognize one if it showed up.

You would get banned from the SA forums for being as unfunny and ignorant as the best poster on Fark.

"Did you see that the sixth grade kid who fell off the monkeybars and landed on his head is finally back in school this year? Word has it that the brain damage was so severe that he's become a farker."

by Bevets' Mom July 18, 2005

Fariel

Common name among Algerian girls. A strong-willed beautiful girl who also is among the humblest of all. She would do anything for you, and ask for only the most basic stuff in return. Fariel is respectable with no fear on doing what needs to be done. She has endured much, but never gives up. Fariel also is sexy inside out as well as outside in, her elegant personality mixed with her perfect body, cute baby face and fat ass makes her the one that guys need in their lives, even if most don’t deserve her. Overall, Fariel is an Arabian angel.

G: Hey, who is that?
O: Ohh shit that’s Fariel. She even more perfect in real life than I thought!

by Fake ass name November 27, 2018

What The Furkel, Brozak?

An acceptable way to say WTF at work. A common greeting between buds and bros. A query into the psyche of a fellow earthling.

Bob was acting crazy after his date with Cindy, so I asked him "What the Furkel, Brozak?"

After Kevin smashed a beer can against his forehead, Tommy jumped back in surprise and yelled "What the Furkel, Brozak!?"

by Brozak February 20, 2019