People who spend way too much time in facebook, making every social interaction via this social network.
Face it dude, you're a facebookholic!
Mum, Dad, I'm a facebookholic, that's why I failed in all my exams!
Mum, Dad, I'm a facebookholic, that's why I failed in all my exams!
by LifeThruALens May 12, 2010
Get the Facebookholic mug.Facebook is effectively an online database of people where people voluntarily upload all their personal information so that random people they have only met once, formally known as "friends", can track whatever they are doing for the rest of their lives.
This act of offering up personal information also equips Facebook founder, Mark Zuckerberg, with near infinite power as he stores all the information, including conversations, permanently in order to make a huge profit through manipulation and as such can be compared to the famous fictional oligarch Big Brother from the book 1984, written by George Orwell.
This act of offering up personal information also equips Facebook founder, Mark Zuckerberg, with near infinite power as he stores all the information, including conversations, permanently in order to make a huge profit through manipulation and as such can be compared to the famous fictional oligarch Big Brother from the book 1984, written by George Orwell.
Naive friend: Hey guess who has access to all my personal information that I protested vehemently against the police and government keeping yet am ok with doing it myself because I'm a conformist and Facebook is awesome?
Realist friend: Lord Zuckerberg and that random guy you met at a party once who turned out to be paedophile and mass murderer.
Realist friend: Lord Zuckerberg and that random guy you met at a party once who turned out to be paedophile and mass murderer.
by benz3000 June 30, 2011
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I.e. Stacey: "I'm sick of making an effort with people, when they don't care, I'll see how long it takes for them to call me!"
Lisa: "is that me? Are you sending me a subliminal facebook message? I was blow drying my hair"
Stacey: "no, not at all, it's this other chick from work"
Lisa: "sure.."
Karen: "The guy I like just winked at me on the bus! Hope he asks me out!!!"
Joel: "Are you sending me a subliminal Facebook status?"
Karen: "maybe ;)"
Joel: "no chance..what's you friends number?"
Jess: "I hate everyone and everything!!"
Sean: "Subliminal Facebook status?"
Lisa: "is that me? Are you sending me a subliminal facebook message? I was blow drying my hair"
Stacey: "no, not at all, it's this other chick from work"
Lisa: "sure.."
Karen: "The guy I like just winked at me on the bus! Hope he asks me out!!!"
Joel: "Are you sending me a subliminal Facebook status?"
Karen: "maybe ;)"
Joel: "no chance..what's you friends number?"
Jess: "I hate everyone and everything!!"
Sean: "Subliminal Facebook status?"
by Funkyjmr74 November 10, 2011
Get the Subliminal Facebook status mug.Feeling of disgust or contempt toward facebook. You feel the world would be much better if facebook never existed or existed in a form such as Linkedin.
You hate adding friends for popularity contents, you hate having "friends" revealing all of what's going on with their life while they are not really your friends and never talk to you. You feel your list of friends is a sort of address book with too much information. You feel a world was much better for ex-es (ex-friend, ex-boyfriend, ex-girlfriend, ex-wife etc) when Facebook did not exist, especially for lonely people with broken hearts. Facebook feels too clingy, too invasive and too overwhelming. You feel Facebook became too big.
You feel a contempt to Facebook as Bruce Willis in one movie toward Surrogates.
You hate adding friends for popularity contents, you hate having "friends" revealing all of what's going on with their life while they are not really your friends and never talk to you. You feel your list of friends is a sort of address book with too much information. You feel a world was much better for ex-es (ex-friend, ex-boyfriend, ex-girlfriend, ex-wife etc) when Facebook did not exist, especially for lonely people with broken hearts. Facebook feels too clingy, too invasive and too overwhelming. You feel Facebook became too big.
You feel a contempt to Facebook as Bruce Willis in one movie toward Surrogates.
- Mark is facebookphobic because he thinks Facebook makes too much distractions in making friends in real life and avoiding enemies.
-How do you save humanity when the only thing that's real is you?
- People with facebookphobia avoid facebook as much as possible
- Facebook profiles are online version of surrogates from a Bruce Willis movie. People appear to be what they are not in the real life.
-How do you save humanity when the only thing that's real is you?
- People with facebookphobia avoid facebook as much as possible
- Facebook profiles are online version of surrogates from a Bruce Willis movie. People appear to be what they are not in the real life.
by Master Joie September 14, 2010
Get the facebookphobia mug.When two friends make a bet. Instead of the loser having to pay money, they have to change their Facebook profile picture. However, they do not change it to just any picture. The loser of the bet signs on to Facebook and goes to their profile page. On the left side of the page are pictures of 6 friends (pictures are in a 2 by 3 rectangle). The loser then must change their profile picture to who ever popped up in the left upper-most corner of the 2 by 3 rectangle of friends. They must keep the picture for some pre-set amount of time.
The loser has one "page refresh" so they can they have a second chance of who pops up in the friends box.
The loser has one "page refresh" so they can they have a second chance of who pops up in the friends box.
Durn, I lost Bruno's Facebook Bet and then I had to change my profile picture to this girl I literally just met the other night. She probably thinks I am a huge creep. The worst part was that all my close friends kept commenting on it and "liking" it so that everyone would see.
by 7Raulpie September 26, 2010
Get the Facebook Bet mug.The act of going on Facebook 'just to check it for a few minutes' and suddenly finding that it's 3 or 4 hours later and you have no idea where your afternoon went. Commonly occurs when 'quickly checking Facebook' is used as a break in studying/tidying/other necessary but dull tasks.
Oh dear, I was only checking my wall, but now it's four hours later and I've still not started my essay... what a Facebook binge.
by Aoife303 June 18, 2007
Get the facebook binge mug.facebook addict #1: dude you know that hot girl who lives upstairs, i totally got her screen name and cell phone number off of facebook
facebook addict #2: awesome, now you can totally stalk her
facebook addict #2: awesome, now you can totally stalk her
by jim March 8, 2005
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