et toi

It literally means "and you" in French. It is most commonly used in greeting and farewells.

Ca va? (How's it going?)
Bien. Et toi? (Well. And you?

by MetheBumbleBee February 6, 2015

et tu brute

And you, Brutus? It's what Julius Ceasar asked his boy Brutus before he was killed by Brutus.

Jules: Hey senator why you looking at me with them crazy eyes?

Senator: you have grown to powerful Ceasar!

Jules: veritas? Et tu brute?

Brutus: sorry B you gots ta go!

by Needweed December 29, 2015

ET in a Headlock

A comical act of squeezing ones nut sack so that ones testicles extrude out of the top of their fist thus appearing like ET in a headlock. Usually shown to some unsuspecting person.

Kory: "Have you ever seen ET in a Headlock?"
Ballz: "Ahhh No."
Kory: "squeezes out balls"
Ballz: "Ahh shit dude, I can see your veiny balls!!!"
Kory: "Ha ha, I got you good Fucker!!!"

by DFaFH May 11, 2006

et cetera

And so on.

1, 2, 3, etc., etc.

by Small dog named karl April 25, 2003

ET Inspec'a'lo

To covertly inspect the foreign genital area of an unknown, intimate female partner while engaged in the initial stages of intimate behavior. This is normally done by smelling one's finger after it has been moistened by the vaginal fluids of one's partner to determine the cleanliness, stench, and freshness of the partner's vagina. (Inspec'a'lo = Inspect the "low". pronounced "inspecalo")

Dude, I gave her the ET inspec'a'lo and her pussy smelled like strawberries! I had to go down on her!

We were fooling around and I wanted to go down on her so I pulled an ET Inspec'a'lo and her vag smelled horrible so there was no way I was going to eat her out!

by ADW-The Wet September 13, 2010

Et tu, Brute?

meaning: and you too, Brutus?
to question a good friend's loyalty.
From Shakespeare's tragedy, Julius Caesar.
Julius Caesar's last words when stabbed by his best friend, Brutus.

You... killed my... son! Why..? Et tu, Brute?

by Lulzinator January 20, 2008

et tu, brute!

And you also, Brutus.
Usually the last words of Ceasar when he saw his good buddy Brutus among his murderers. Can be used to express the feeling of being fucked over.

Man, everyone is sleeping with my girl... et tu, shaun!

by Weeg April 22, 2005