The French Exchange

A situation where 2 people simultaneously perform the cupcake movement on each other after farting at the same time. The exact opposite of barter, due to it being 'a double coincidence of do not wants'

"I trust last night went well, Sir?"

"Bally terrible unfortunately Jeeves, i was planning to cupcake Aunt Agatha and at the very moment I gave it to her she turned and gave me one right back!"

"Ah, 'The French Exchange' Sir, a rare and exotic beast"

"Quite, Jeeves, quite- i've half a mind to leave her my Richmond Regards"

"Very good Sir"

From Jeeves and the Bottomist by P.G. Wodehouse

by Captain Tomson June 1, 2010

Eshana

Eshana is a beautiful girl with way too little self confidence in herself for god knows what reason. She’s not just beautiful though, she’s not just smart, she’s very smart. If someone asked me one of the greatest mysteries humanity has yet to solve, it would be a disservice not to mention her. How is it possible for a person like that to exist and not be known as one of the greatest people on Earth? She’s optimistic, kind and is a social worker because she somehow talks to people beneath her with the same confidence she talks to her equals. I know this because I’m one of the inferiors she talks to. If you looked at her eyes for even a second, you would be spellbound to look at them for life. Her braces are inhumanly cute and she’s way too self conscious about herself. If only I knew why.

All girls want to be like Ishana.

Look at Eeshana , she’s an inspiration to us.

Be like Eeshana, smart and kind.

by ArgonautGT June 9, 2019

enchanted golden apple

A item that is no longer craftable

Wait we can't craft enchanted golden apples anymore!

by EnchantedGA February 15, 2021

Escanor

You cant decide anything, the authority to decide everything is with Escanor sama. Hes the pinnacle of the human race even gods wont compare to him. No matter how hard you try he will always look down upon you coz hes the sun. Praise the sun mf...

Escanor sama is at the pinnacle of the whole universe

by Kira_crimson March 12, 2021

EnchantedMisuco

A person who is addicted to cursed stuff even though they dislike it and also is attracted to mickey mouse. May also be a big simp for classy fictional characters.

"Dude don't they seem pretty wierd?"
"Yes be carefull they might be an EnchantedMisuco"

by ShyDude January 19, 2021

monroe exchange

Similar to a monroe transfer, however, both partners have the same tube up their asses and they both defecate. In the case of diarrhea, some poo may be "exchanged" into each others rectum. Most enjoyable.

Paul and Patty decided to try a Monroe transfer but the tacos they ate the night turned it into a Monroe exchange.

by Q Daddy December 15, 2008

Gasheous Exchange

The act of buying, selling or trading girls of an equal value to your expense.

Person 1: Hey, Want to do some gasheous exchange?
Person 2: Okay then, I only have £10 and a dirty girl at the moment though.
Person 1: Thats fine, add them together and we can find you something decent.

by Brimmy April 25, 2009