The Epstein

When you notice that your family has an uncooked salami in the fridge, and you have a hankerin’ for a big piece of meat. You insert said sausage into the vaginal orifice and pleasure yourself. About a week later, when you notice you have an infection, you tell your parents that the sausage they ate for dinner a few nights earlier was in fact the same sausage which you used for your masturbation needs.

Girl 1: Why weren't you at school?

Girl 2: I accidentally gave my family "The Epstein".

by Sammy "Sausage" Swanson March 6, 2009

Alpha Epsilon Pi

Located in many many universities around the country, Alpha Epsilon Pi has existed since 1913, when it was founded at NYU.

This is a nationally Jewish social fraternity, althoughon many campuses, non-Jewish men are members.

At Towson University, the Tau Mu chapter has had the highest GPA for almost 2 years.

Mark Zuckerberg, the man who created Facebook, is a member of AEPi from the Harvard chapter.

Alpha Epsilon Pi brothers are cooler than the other side of the pillow.

by TugboatKirby February 6, 2007

Epsteinesque

To demonstrate ultimate power and control at the top of one's game by “pulling one’s own plug” as a final comment.

One can only wonder how truly Epsteinesque he ultimately is; so far he has compulsively stumbled into very similar territory as his onetime party friend.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 30, 2019

Mobile Task Force Unit Epsilon-11

Mobile Task Force Unit Epsilon-11 is the word that gives every d-boy PTSD when he entered the entrance zone.

D-boy: *Enters entrance zone*

Intercom: *boop boop* Mobile task force unit epsilon-11 designated Nine Tailed Fox has entered the facility. All remaining survivors are advised to stay in the evacuation shelter or any other safe area until the unit has secured the facility. They'll start escorting personnel out when the escaped SCP's have been recontained. *eeeeeeeekkk*

by anonymous September 14, 2020

delta phi epsilon

A sorority founded in 1917, which helps young women acquire appreciation for themselves and others. Deephers, as they are commonly referred to, are usually the most authentic, kind hearted, determined women at any college campus. This is usually the sorority to be in.

Snobby, stuck up girl who wears to much make up and not enough clothes: Oh no! I didn't get into DPhiE (Delta Phi Epsilon). Screw Greek Life!
Nice, smart, well dressed girl: Oh... well... I did. Peace Hommie!

by dphie lovely December 9, 2008

delta phi epsilon

Delta Phi Epsilon is an organization that is built on the bonds of sisterhood, pride in the sorority, and support for one another. We assure continuous development and achievement for women by embracing our founding principles of Justice, Sisterhood, and Love.
The vision of Delta Phi Epsilon is setting the standard for sisterhood in an ever-changing world, and there are now more than 25,000 members all over the world.

Our motto, Esse Quam Videri, "To be rather than to seem to be" defines us because we are the REALEST girls one can find. We are also a fun, diverse group of ladies who know how to rock out - we'll out-party the best of 'em and do it looking damn good!

You only live once, but if you live like Delta Phi Epsilons do once is enough

by Lauren C. September 21, 2005

Delta Kappa Epsilon

1. Delta Kappa Epsilon is the 10th oldest fraternity in the country. Delta Kappa Epsilon (Also known as DKE) was founded in Phi-Yale on June 22, 1844 by 15 outstanding men in the old south hall room 12. 5 US presidents were DEKES (another term for brothers of Delta Kappa Epsilon) DEKES spend most of their time drinking nattys with the boys and training their pledges. (Not hazing, these hands don’t haze)
2. The finest guys on the row
3. Future millionaires

Are you going to the Delta Kappa Epsilon party later? I heard the brothers are sexy and have big dicks.

by nattydaddy12 September 16, 2019