epicurus

A form of middle aged shrew.
At a certain point in the life of a shrew it will begin to harbour a deep resentment for all things human and/or feline. At this moment a transformation will occur, the shrew will grow wings and become an Epicurean being.

Epicurus likes to wear womens underwear.

by Bovine Fool #12393 September 29, 2003

Epicurean

One of the best melodic death metal bands ever formed. They combine melodic death metal with power metal and a hint of metalcore for a spectacular, epic sound that is both brutal and beautiful. No matter the opinion you may have formed by reading this, Epicurean is one band that you should definitely check out as they will probably suprise you with their unique sound.

Guy1: Dude did you get the debut album by Epicurean?

Guy2: Hell yeah! It's pretty much awesome and amazing and stuff.

by digestedFetus8 May 1, 2008

Epirusing

Trashing a house while it's owners are on holiday

"We've been Epirusing the shit out of this house all week"

by Boutros Buckfast October 19, 2009

EpiK Wireless

Small shop for flashing to cricket, unlocking or cellphone needs

Why waste your time and money elsewhere? check out EpiK Wireless.
EpiK Wireless is the shit.
That Guy at EpiK Wireless sure knows what he's doing

by random customer October 13, 2011

Epik miks taeps

A gay youtube channel with no good content

You channel is an epik miks taeps

by Duskmaster765 May 3, 2018

epikleptic fit

Sarcastic term for when someone with "sticky fingers" embarks on a wildly-rampaging "seizure" of other people's stuff.

When authorities searched a dwelling that was jam-packed with stolen merchandise, the lead investigator eyeball-rollingly remarked to his companions that the place looked like the proceeds of an epikleptic fit.

by QuacksO November 25, 2018

Epifungular

Something the retard Malern says while being handcuffed and raped while wearing a helmet and jumpsuit.

Malern said “Epifungular!” to describe the situation.

by Jablinski March 19, 2019