a bird that is used in the manufacure of slippers.
emu is a lame name given to people who were previously named emapoo by someone who usually goes by the name of julia.
they have really big eggs and can peck your eyes out.
the people whom are named emu can usually peck your eyes out too.
emu is a lame name given to people who were previously named emapoo by someone who usually goes by the name of julia.
they have really big eggs and can peck your eyes out.
the people whom are named emu can usually peck your eyes out too.
hey, is that made out of emu?
whoah those are some big emu eggs.
fred: AHHHH! EMU PECKED OUT MY EYES!
bob: a bird?
fred: no, the blonde in the corner!
hey emu, can you buy me another $80 worth of cookies? and while youre up there ill just sit down right here and drink your water bottle and use all of your chapstick.
whoah those are some big emu eggs.
fred: AHHHH! EMU PECKED OUT MY EYES!
bob: a bird?
fred: no, the blonde in the corner!
hey emu, can you buy me another $80 worth of cookies? and while youre up there ill just sit down right here and drink your water bottle and use all of your chapstick.
by Emachu December 14, 2004
Get the emu.mug. Made By the company UGG (the boots) a cheaper version of uggs that are still hot and trendy! uggs look so damn sexy with a mini skirt! MMHmmmHH!!
by mike patterson September 23, 2005
Get the Emumug. An emu is a random boy who shouts out random words and can sometimes be quite amusing- but is mostly wierd.
by Jim Coppin April 15, 2005
Get the Emumug. The Largest And Thickest bird on earth. Emus cannot commit fly, therefore they must eat their over sized feathers. Emus grow from large Thicc dark green eggs the size of your hand. You must avoid baby Emus, They tend to tear ligaments from humans. If you see an Emu with lots of feathers it's Emo, give them love and attention and blast rock music.
Kid: “mommy what is that?”
Mother: “that is my ex husband, he became emu.”
Kid: *Runs towards emu* DADDYYYY.
Emu: “GWAUCK GWAUCK GWAUCK.”
Mother: “that is my ex husband, he became emu.”
Kid: *Runs towards emu* DADDYYYY.
Emu: “GWAUCK GWAUCK GWAUCK.”
by ChickenLittle Eating McChicken October 23, 2019
Get the Emumug. Blink 182 etc play a style that is refered to as emo music, Emu is really the same music just produced in Australia.
An Emu is also a large Native Australian flightless bird (like an ostrich).
An Emu is also a large Native Australian flightless bird (like an ostrich).
by Benjamin Werner December 28, 2005
Get the Emumug. by my shootaz speak sign language July 30, 2019
Get the Emumug. Australia's worst and most horrifc war in its history. It started in the 1920s when emus were fucking with all of their crops, they tried to take out machine guns, run them over, put them on fire, but they just kept coming. Eventually the signed the "treaty of total fucking shame" to Emu Napoleon, ending the war. Talking about it is said to instantly bring PTSD flashbacks to any Australian within a 1 mile radius
American : Hey, ya heard about the emu war? Australian: *Rolls on the ground autisticly screeching in fear*
by LordPapus March 1, 2017
Get the emu warmug.