Elijah

The boy who is funny and annoying at the same time.An Elijah is a very weird funny and annoying person but great to be around.He also gets the girls.

Girl 1:Man elijah is looking fine today.
Girl 2: Shut up he is ALWAYS looking Fine.

by I'm cheesed May 26, 2017

Elijah

Wow, where do I begin? That man, there is no words to describe how hot he is.

In the middle of sex
Haley: Elijah i love you
Klaus: I'm not Elijah

by DorasOnCrack October 30, 2022

Elijah

The man you should marry.......seriously.

I did not want to have a child so early, but I love it so much because Elijah is the father.

by khpro August 31, 2011

Elijah

Elijah is a guy that will make your heart race every time you see him. He is looking for a real reletionship and doesn't bother with sluts. He loves to skateboard and loves rock music.

Whoa! Did you see Elijah skate by?

Yeah I nearly fainted!

by Smexyguy June 22, 2015

Elijah

Your typical lazy, chill, gaming friend. Perfers flavoured drinks over plain water. Can be charming and "cute" at times. Enjoys making racist and perverted jokes at the best and worst moments.

Brian: Hey Elijah want to go downtown?
Elijah: Nah, I'm... busy.
Brian: With what?
Elijah: My 14 kill streak.

by ThatNinjaKidd March 1, 2017

Elijahism

The fake religion associated with Eli Goldsworthy. The bible is a scrapbook full of pictures of him and his actor, Munro Chambers. There is also a Pope.

Kirstinb: ELI IS SMEX AMEN
LOVEROFELI: I love Elijahism

by Loverofeli August 17, 2010

Elijah

The most charming, adorable, and sweet guy you will ever meet. An Elijah is EXTREMELY good in bed and dates girls, and has friends with benefits. If you don't have an Elijah in your life, get one!

"Purrrr, I just fucked that Elijah last night!"
"Aww girl don't cry, you need an Elijah!"

by Stacygurrrl10111 March 31, 2009