3 definitions by FREEFUNNYNAME
The guy that you play family monopoly with and always wants to be the banker so he can steal the crisp orange money. Elijah is also a guy who is usually an extrovert but is really shy, falls to pure pressure and always is that one guy who laughs at every instagram meme. A lot of girls like him as a friend but he has no idea why. An elijah can also be the guy who likes anime and is really committed to school video games like Khan Academy or Kahoot!. But, Elijah is a really nice guy and will always be there for you and make you laugh but, his only flaw would be he is lazy(never does chores or homework but when he does he does it well).
Female friend: "you're so stupid Elijah"
Elijah: "oh ok"
Female friend: "aww no just kidding your cool"
Elijah: "oh ok"
Female friend: "aww no just kidding your cool"
by FREEFUNNYNAME November 2, 2020
Elijah is the guy that all of the popular kids want to be friends with but he gets uncomfortable around them. Elijah is the straight guy that is always submissive to his female friends that he has no clue why they are friends with him. Elijah is also one of the only straight guys in school that will openly say he plays golf, Elijah will also go to great lengths to avoid his problems that he does not know how to solve but he is too shy to ask for help. Elijah is the same lazy guy that falls to pure pressure and will always have you laughing and smiling and go out of his way to see how you are doing. No Elijah is not the most popular kid in the school but he is great at monopoly and will always laugh at everything, the only problem is that he isn't comfortable sharing his emotions and feeling and he tends to cage them up. You are probably very lucky to have an Elijah in your life as a friend or Boyfriend.
by FREEFUNNYNAME November 2, 2020
by FREEFUNNYNAME February 27, 2021