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baltimore eggroll 

to turn a shit covered condom inside out, fill it with the build of semen(smegma) tie a knot in the condom then microwave and serve as desired.
guy 1: what do you got to eat in the fridge?

guy2: if your really hungry i got some leftover baltimore eggroll from last night, its all yours.

guy 1:fuck you thats not an eggroll thats a condom full of shit and cum!, screw you!
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hide the eggroll 

when you order chinese and proceed to order extra eggrolls.
then after you get them you hide them in your asian partner.
Dude i was with syndey lu and i ordered some eggrolls and hid them in her VAG!!!
hide the eggroll

chicken eggroll 

You say this when your in any awkward situation or just say it at random times

chicken eggroll 

You say this when your in any awkward situation or just say it at random times

Georgia Eggroll 

When you are doing her missionary and then flip her to doggy style, but she stays on your dick the whole time.
"Ya'll need a nimble girl to do a Georgia Eggroll, flip it and reverse it if ya know what I mean..."
Georgia Eggroll by Airtap February 25, 2019

California eggroll

the action of buying Chinese food and rubbing genitals on it then having your dog lick the eggieness of your genitals until you bust a fatty in their eye and make them have top go to the vat
i just California eggrolled my dag

Fort Eggroll 

A national united states relic located in Flanders New Jersey
I went to fort eggroll for delicious egg rolls