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chinese egg man

a guy named Zhang Aiqin. His head is shaped like an egg and sang yi jian mei (xue hua piao piao) hes a gamering god
真情像草原廣闊, 層層風雨不能阻隔
My love is as wide as a grassland, no storm and rain can set us apart.
(Zhēn qíng xiàng cǎo yuán guǎng kuò
, Céng céng fēng yǔ bù néng zǔ gé)

總有雲開 日出時候, 萬丈陽光照耀你我
When dark clouds disperse and the sun rises, it’ll shine above us.
(Zǒng yǒu yún kāi rì chū shí hoù
, Wàn zhàng yáng guāng zhào yào nǐ wǒ)

真情像梅花開過, 冷冷冰雪不能掩沒
My love is like a blossoming plum flower that’ll never be submerged in snow.
(Zhēn qíng xiàng méi huā kāi guò
, Lěng lěng bīng xuě bù néng yān mò)

就在最冷 枝頭綻放, 看見春天走向你我
It blooms on the branch on the coldest day and leads us to the spring.
(Jiù zài zuì lěng zhī tóu zhàn fàng
, Kàn jiàn chūn tiān zǒu xiàng nǐ wǒ)

Chorus
雪花飄飄, 北風嘯嘯
When the snowflakes drift and the north wind whistles

(Xuě huā piāo piāo, běi fēng xiāo xiāo
)

天地一片蒼茫
The world is vast and boundless
(Tiān dì yí piàn cāng máng)

一翦寒梅, 傲立雪中
There is a spray of plum blossoms standing still in the snow
(Yì jiǎn hán méi, ào lì xuě zhōng
)

只為伊人飄香

It only perfumes for its love
(Zhǐ wéi yī rén piāo xiāng)

愛我所愛無怨無悔, 此情長留心間
With all my heart and with no regret, the love lasts forever.
(Ài wǒ suǒ ài wú yuàn wú huǐ
, Cǐ qíng cháng liú xīn jiān)

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Egomaniac

A person whose ego exceeds both his intelligence and his capacity to see beyond his own personal interests.
Dictionaries of the future will define "egomaniac" with a photograph of George W. Bush in a flight suit.
by mntnman September 21, 2005
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butter and egg man

A wealthy but unsophisticated small-town businessman who acts like a playboy when he visits the big city.
Oh I am so sure that Alan will have a good time on his trip to St. Louis; being the "butter and egg man" he is.
by Koshell October 4, 2018
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Eggmen

Twitter accounts (usually MRAs) with the default "egg" profile pic. These accounts are almost always used exclusively to harass feminists/social justice advocates.
"Yeah I got a few Eggmen stalking my twitter ever since I implied the wage gap exists.."
by friendlybear01 October 3, 2016
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Egomaniac

1)A self-absorbed waste of oxygen who expects us to grovel at their feet like the unwashed masses they see us as

2.) Someone who talks just to hear themselves (because no-one else will listen)

3.) Someone who posts definitions of their name because they think people care who they are.

4.) The French.
(Unless their country is getting its ass kicked by some invading foreign army then they beg on hands and knees)

5.) US magistrate judges I don’t know if you ever seen one in court but the bastards think they’re GOD (especially when they presiding in mediocre unknown little hic-towns or suburbs)
When in Rome do as the Romans do, when a Celebrity be egomaniacal. (NEVER to be confused with ecumenical)
by Kalynn Smith-Fabrizio December 9, 2003
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eggpants

The resulting foul, mildewy smell from leaving your pants in the washing machine long after the wash cycle has finished.
"I couldn't figure out what smelled so bad. Then I realized I was wearing a pair of eggpants."
by Crashh October 29, 2007
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egguan

an affectionate term you call your friend that can also be used as an insult when your friend is egg-shaped.
dude: bro that was such a stupid move...
other dude: yeah well you’re just an egguan!
by egg shaped May 31, 2018
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