Ebensburg

A small town where the angels in the clouds fornicate, behind the shroud of the clouds, fooling around. There are angels, feathers flying and angels sighing; turning white clouds gray.

John: What is Ebensburg
Jermaine: You put a woman in front of a weaving machine and just watch her go.

by Cheerio Love March 2, 2009

Ebenezer squeezer

The act of receiving a spite filled hand job on the night before Christmas. Usually following a family argument about over cooked dinner

Bro, my wife got pissed when my mom bashed her turkey. She followed me upstairs and gave me a mean Ebenezer Squeezer

by Weebster’s dictionary November 3, 2020

Ebenezer Ballsqueezer

A old man who gives you a physical at school and touches your balls.

I'm so happy i dont have to go to the Ebenezer Ballsqueezer to join the football team this year.

by DarkAce12598 October 30, 2010

ebenezer pleaser

When you and your sexual partner(man or woman) both ejaculate into a cocktail type beverage container, and then share the contents as a nice post activity refreshment. (Works especially well if the woman is a squirter) this activity takes its name from the region it was founded in. A small rural community in georgia.

Lance, would you and jenny like to join meredith and I for a warm ebenezer pleaser this evening?

by vanillagorilla84 February 21, 2011

Ebeneezer Screw

(v., trans.; usu. used as a phrase, as in "Getting the Ebeneezer Screw): the act of being laid off from a job at the end of the year, just before Christmas.

"Yeah, sorry I won't be buying any Christmas presents this year; I just got the Ebeneezer Screw".

by Andru J. November 12, 2009

Ebenezian

feeling quite scrooge-ish during the holidays... Ebenezer Scrooge-ish!

Ebenezian---Due to the crappy economy, it is impossible to not feel Ebenezian this holiday season...bah humbug!

by Tarastar1975TT December 8, 2009

ebenclaw

Xenxe´s Sister

Wow i didnt knew xenxe had a sister called ebenclaw

by Ditt0 November 16, 2017