Mr. Eaton

Worlds Greatest Math Teacher. Quite often seen standing outside the classroom swinging his keys and talking to everyone like hes a kid. Loves the Big Bang Theory and needs to grow back his curls.

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HEYYY Mr. Eaton did you watch the big bang theory last night?

by Lorie Lou November 3, 2010

Eaton Rapids

Possibly the coolest place to go if you're a flying dog and in need of a refueling.

Dog 1: Dude, I need to take a pit stop.
Dog 2: There's an Eaton Rapids about five miles west. Watch out for snakes.

by DaMonica Lankinskie April 12, 2009

eatting groceries

Eatting the booty hole.Tossing the salad. Tounguing the asshole.

I love eatting Groceries.

by Ant6969 January 7, 2018

misivta of eatontown

A yeshiva (high school) for boys with magic powers where they can learn to control them it’s also a place where unloved girls with daddy issues seek approval from the students of M.O.E. Over all a magical place

Skank: hey I hooked up with a hot guy from misivta of eatontown.
Skanks friend: oh well now your a whore

by Meat ur mom September 20, 2021

Easton

A small town (population wise) in Fairfield County, also known as the Gold Coast, in southern Connecticut. It is true that this is one of the whitest places on earth, and drugs and alcohol practically throw themselves at you. Kids get $50,000 + cars for their first cars (trust me, I live there and did get one) and kids in middle school have cell phones, even some kids in elementary school. You know all of your neighbors, and it is a 90% chance that at least one of your friends lives within a short walk, short enough to go over and drink on a school night and not get caught. The police are a joke, and in order to get arrested you may have to put up a sign on your lawn and wear a shirt that says "Search me and/or my house, I have drugs in there." If there is a teenager in the house, you can find lots of alcohol, weed and other hard drugs. We eastonites have a habit of drinking at an early age, so by the time we get to highschool, most college kids don't have a chance in a drinking game.

Typical after school conversation in easton:

"Dude, wanna come over my place, or go over to yours."
"I don't know man, I can only have like 30 people here, plus I only have 8 handles of vodka left!"
"Oh, allright, we can go to my house, call up the store and get 5 or 6 kegs, put it on my credit card, and ask **** to bring over an ounce of his best weed."
"Cool man, see u later."

by Bodinius Maximus April 16, 2007

Dorris Eaton

A "school" full of sheltered overprivileged rich kids who hide in their bubble and congratulate themselves on being superior to the other people they've never met. Majority of the students and teachers are narcissistic scumbags that have no idea what they're doing, as well as no incentive to do anything worthwhile, or even their job. Headed by Gerald Ludden and Co., a wealthy aristocratic group older than the dinosaurs yet with less social skills and life experience than the average Twitter user. This school is a complete dumpster fire on wheels. Even though they make millions of dollars in tuition a year, the administration has a budget of about 2 nickels for school supplies, technology, and staffing. I wouldn't touch this with a bargepole and neither should you

Dorris Eaton

by windowjumper December 13, 2021

Easton, Ma

A stereotype of a shitty rich white town, Easton is full of beautiful “parks” that are actually smoke spots that happen to have children play around during the daytime. Probably a decent amount of sexual assault here, but why would we investigate that? Convictions are a bad look for our schools.

Person 1: Hey where are you from?
Person 2: Oh, I’m from Easton, Ma.
Person 1: Where’s that
Person 2: *intentionally avoids mentioning Brockton because they don’t want to be associated with minorities* uhhhh, have you ever been to the Xfinity center?

by ResponsibleCritizen February 13, 2019